"Massive Traffic Jams Ahead" - Why The Need For Expressways?

Gentlemen.

Forget about cars. Forget about motorcycles. Forget about the Most Ridiculous Transit (MRT) and Si Beh Scary (SBS) buses.
Your esteemed PAP government filled with top scholars have found the solution for you. If you recall a couple of weeks back, there was an article about how successful bicycle sharing is in inner city London.
Yes.. PAP will soonb ask all Sinkies to ride bicycle as the most environment friendly transport! :*:

Bicycle with seat normal price. Without seat cheaper.
 
"Massive Traffic Jams Ahead" - Why The Need For COE?

I wouldn't mind jams like BKK if I can save that 100k for better use. Would you?

your car would then be useless. what for?
 
your car would then be useless. what for?

You can climb into my car and we have a quickie while waiting for the jam to clear.
It will be a bonus to you if the jam takes longer than usual...we have 2nd round.
See? Save 100k on COE and enjoy when you're jammed on the road.
 
Massive traffic jams ahead... I heard from my buyer, gahment going to close Benjamin shears brigde (ECP) in the near future & change the Expressway route to underground.
 
You can climb into my car and we have a quickie while waiting for the jam to clear.
It will be a bonus to you if the jam takes longer than usual...we have 2nd round.
See? Save 100k on COE and enjoy when you're jammed on the road.


So the massive traffic jams is worth the price then, good la.
 
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