marketing

[krafty]

make sense hor...

 

[scoopdreams]

All these are not Marketing - they are just pure Foolishness without checking if she happens to be trawling Changi at night.

 

[Teo Kok Eng]

ha ha ha funny

 

[krafty]

ya,it's quite funny and the thing is that it really applies in the real world, just compare it with Apple's branding strategy, for instance and
look at what others are doing also.

ha ha ha funny

 

[SIFU]

10. you are at a party, you see a gorgeous girl and you approach her. you ask her to marry you. she replied in a manly voice "I am ah gwa".

thats market research failure.

 

[soIsee]

A taxi driver's version.

You see a gorgeous girl and goes up to her and say. "Hi, I would feel very rich, if you marry me".That's dreaming.

You see a gorgeous girl and keep thinking how you could go up to her to say that you're going to marry her irregardless whether you're rich or poor. You're suffering from a delusion disorder.

 

[Alamaking]

I like to go wet market

 

[red amoeba]

haha...

11. You are the only guy in the party, 5 pretty babes run to you "I want to marry you, you are rich" - this is monopoly

12. you and your buddy are the only two guys...6 babes run to you "I want to marry you, you are rich" -that is duopoly

13. You are in a party, and you see a handsome gorgeous guy talking to a babe, you heard the guy asking the girl to marry him. You walk there, push him away, waved your party badge and said to the girl "fuck him. Marry me, I am fucking rich" - that is GLC marketing

14. you are in a party, you see a gorgeous babe. You ask your PA to approach her to tell her marry you because you are rich. Your PA instead, turn to ask his kah kiah to execute this task. This is MLM

 

[KNNBCCB]

15. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Mary me!" She reply, "Will you smell my stained panties everyday?"
That's Negotiate.

 

[SIFU]

15. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Mary me!" She reply, "Will you smell my stained panties everyday?"
That's Negotiate.

16. you tell that gorgeous girl : I am rich, I am a taxi driver, marry me!. Thats poor marketing.

 

[krafty]

It also depends on who your audience is, if you use the below line and target at PRC mei mei, you will be surprised!

16. you tell that gorgeous girl : I am rich, I am a taxi driver, marry me!. Thats poor marketing.

 

[Ramseth]

It also depends on who your audience is, if you use the below line and target at PRC mei mei, you will be surprised!

I'd not be surprised if you're very surprised when she calls police and you're arrested.