Many Sinkies are flooding GP now to get MC for tomorrow and day after tomorrow

[bushtucker]

Bhai,

Some years ago, when I was working, there is a doctor in Upper Serangoon Rd,

Very kind, he will ask you how many days you want.

I paiseh, mumbled maybe 3~4 days.

He replied : OK, I give you FIVE days.

Your doctor has very good foresight. 5 days MC is the default given for those with flu or flu like symptoms or art positive, especially in this pandemic situation.

 

[zhihau]

i have flu almost daily, like that can get mc whenever i want now ?

sounds more like a sinus problem, you need ENT intro?

 

[JustOneSingh]

Your doctor has very good foresight. 5 days MC is the default given for those with flu or flu like symptoms or art positive, especially in this pandemic situation.

Bhai,

I B.S. him I had diarrhea.

 

[zhihau]

Bhai,

I B.S. him I had diarrhea.

Once I had an episode, super bad, wet fart ensued until I don’t dare to fart.

see here.

 

[jw5]

Once I had an episode, super bad, wet fart ensued until I don’t dare to fart.

see here.

Wet fart = Shit.

 

[JustOneSingh]

Once I had an episode, super bad, wet fart ensued until I don’t dare to fart.

see here.

Bhai,

Normally, doctor asked more questions.
Put on glove to dig A**hole.

This doc super understanding
and awesome.

Straight forward, asked you :
"how many days you want?"

 

[jw5]

Bhai,

Normally, doctor asked more questions.
Put on glove to dig A**hole.

This doc super understanding
and awesome.

Straight forward, asked you :
"how many days you want?"

Doc: How many days you want?

You: 3 days.

Doc: I'll give you 2 days.

You: If 2 days, you have to put on glove and dig A**hole.

Doc: Ok Ok 3 days.