Many security guards are not serious at their work. Do you ageee ?

[True Believer]

Over the years, I have developed good tactics to deal with security guards

The worse security guard I have ever encountered was this old guy at my former office who wanted to head to bed before 9:30 pm. As a result, he would padlock the main gate w/o first checking if there were any cars still in the basement. As usually the only staff with cars left at work at night were usually the senior management, the guard would inadvertently trap the CEO, COO and directors inside the premises.

 

[True Believer]

Usually security guards have to write long reports once they trigger and involving police. So security guards usually don’t want to do this.

Most of these security guards cannot read or write.

 

[kulgai]

The CCTV won't sleep on the job like almost all security personnel. The guards at my condo look older than most of the retirees living there.

most security guards are retirees. some can hardly walk properly

 

[NanoSpeed]

Over the years, I have developed good tactics to deal with security guards
1. U must not scold vulgarity
2. U must not use physical force
3. U must not shout at them

4. If they nasty to u, u should ask them what rules that u have broken and whether the security guards have any sop and u must insist to see their sop.

5. If they continue to be nasty, u ask them to call police and u should stand there.

6. If they still nasty, u call police


7. Generally security guards will give in to u once u ask them to call police and talk about laws, rules and sop with them.

However, remember bro, no shouting , no vulgarity, no middle finger and no physical.

Then u can play with them
Play song song go Jurong

Did you employ the tactics against the guards at Mayfair ?

 

[NanoSpeed]

Usually security guards have to write long reports once they trigger and involving police.

So security guards usually don’t want to do this.

Do they write like "I doesn't know, confanfirm etc. ?"

 

[batman1]

Most of these security guards cannot read or write.

At least pri 6 got lah. 555

 

[True Believer]

most security guards are retirees. some can hardly walk properly

After the elderly security guard tries to detain a trespasser, the office staff have to summon both the police and ambulance for the offender and guard respectively.

 

[batman1]

most security guards are retirees. some can hardly walk properly

Their main job is to sit in their guard post.555

 

[True Believer]

At least pri 6 got lah. 555

A security guard aged 65 cannot recall what he learned when he left school at 12 years of age.

 

[Nanodick]

What about Jurong Mayfair security guards? Any complaints?

 

[True Believer]

What about Jurong Mayfair security guards? Any complaints?

That security officer is smiling from ear to ear after his part in getting Erramalli Ramesh fired from his highly paid job at Morgan Stanley.

 

[True Believer]

Their main job is to sit in their guard post.555

The old cleaning lady can do that in between her main duties.

 

[kulgai]

Their main job is to sit in their guard post.555

best is graveyard shift in tuas warehouse. can sleep throughout

 

[True Believer]

best is graveyard shift in tuas warehouse. can sleep throughout

I heard that many security guards holding 2 jobs would love such a posting so that they wake up refreshed for their day job at the office.

 

[batman1]

The old cleaning lady can do that in between her main duties.

Putting a cardboard securityguard will be cheaper and productive. 555

 

[Papsmearer]

Most of them time I see them looking at their phones and iPad.

Some of them even brought their kettle to brew coffee and tea.

Occasionally I see them sleeping in their job.

singapore is so safe. why need so many security guards?

 

[batman1]

best is graveyard shift in tuas warehouse. can sleep throughout

U are right.Their job is to lie flat. 555

 

[NanoSpeed]

What about Jurong Mayfair security guards? Any complaints?

They are trained to fend off siaolangs.

I believe the MCST sent the guards to Buangkok for training using their SkillsFuture Credits.

 

[NanoSpeed]

That security officer is smiling from ear to ear after his part in getting Erramalli Ramesh fired from his highly paid job at Morgan Stanley.

Ramesh tio fired liao ah ?

 

[Nanodick]

They are trained to fend off siaolangs.

I believe the MCST sent the guards to Buangkok for training using their SkillsFuture Credits.

Given her notoriety, the Mayfair security guards must be very vary of her...