mandatory lessons in graciousness for sbf members

[eatshitndie]

when you sign up first thing to do is kiss sam's arse
stop crying your heart out and kicking up a farce
be patient and soon you will get ten points to post
you must thank all point givers and sleep with your host
get a dildo if you find him too queer and cold
find your own way around and try not to be told

sometimes some stiff old droolies will impose their will
just run and protect self from becoming a kill
they're some of the most unforgiving blokes around
because they think this is their exclusive playground
online behavior that's obsessive possessive
can be just as gut wrenching as being abusive

no matter what curse words and name calling you use
they pale in comparison to snobbish recluse
but there are a few words from the gutterpedia
such as reference to one's mom's genitalia
these are crass or you'll return to moderation
continue and you'll face eternal damnation

for those who live in cyberspace to pick a bone
it's ok if you f*ck yourself and jerk alone
don't hurt anyone unless you commit a crime
if you get apprehended you'll be serving time
beware of frauds who can't wait to raid your wallet
worst are tricksters who wait and live from your pocket

don't always cast blame on your pap leaders
pointing fingers are signatures of sore losers
morons are always looking for someone to blame
everyone except their sorry selves to flame
sinkies will remain the world's most ungracious sobs
if most members here still behave like f*cked up mobs

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. good one.
3. i guess good thing must begin with sammy, right!

 

[Ramseth]

First and foremost, let's ban poetry.

 

[Raiders]

Any moniker with suggestive, unruly or unpleasant is considered ungracious

 

[LeMans2011]

First and foremost, let's ban poetry.

Totally agree. Poems should be written in Mandarin only. English language poems that sounds like hokkien should be ban, unless of course you are above 75 years old and have no other interests than you are accorded special privilege.

 

[jonngoh]

Totally agree. Poems should be written in Mandarin only. English language poems that sounds like hokkien should be ban, unless of course you are above 75 years old and have no other interests than you are accorded special privilege.

why not 71, so i can have that privilege b4 i die.

 

[eatshitndie]

Totally agree. Poems should be written in Mandarin only. English language poems that sounds like hokkien should be ban, unless of course you are above 75 years old and have no other interests than you are accorded special privilege.

some of the best poems are found in t'ang poetry. every character counts and has meaning and strong connections related to the line and verse. the more profound ones are cryptic and hide subtle messages.

 

[eatshitndie]

hi there

1. hahaha!
2. good one.
3. i guess good thing must begin with sammy, right!

remember first line and everything will be ok.

 

[eatshitndie]

First and foremost, let's ban poetry.

do not be ungrateful, poetry is a blessing
without satirical poems, we'll be nothing

 

[eatshitndie]

Any moniker with suggestive, unruly or unpleasant is considered ungracious

anyone who's ungrateful to the astute pap leadership for enhancing personal assets must eat shit and dye hair.