job ad on craigslist.sg....
"global entertainment syndicate looking for local communications manager who is tech savvy, knowledgeable in upskirt video surveillance, an expert in smart phone multimedia messaging apps, surfs sbf, talks cock sings song, trolls and engages passionately in flame wars. successful candidate must be a kopitiam uncle, short and unnoticeable, not handsome, discreet, can drink one lousy kopi guni for an entire day, has no bladder or bowel incontinence issues, capable of multiple disguises on a daily basis...sometimes with the requirement of candidate donning female clothing. pay is substantial; kopi allowance included. if interested, contact limpeh kalugong at
[email protected]"
"ps: 3 free bonks per week at hq in geylang"