LOL.Tonychat is now an Aussie. Tips for Tonychat when in Ozzland.

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Lets congratulate Tonychat for finally obtaining his Aussie Citizenship after many years of trying.. Finally he got the chance to make big money in the Land of The Kangaroos by Pimping his wife to the Beer Guzzling Aussies there.. Tonychat can now say good bye to Orchard Towers and Changi Village.. He should have many fond memories of these 2 places..

But as a fellow Brother of Sammyboy, I would like to suggest few tips when Tonychat is in Australia.. This is for his own safety as Australia is home to many dangerous wild animals..


Originally Posted by tonychat :
I am so proud to be an Australian.
:D:D:D:D
 
Tonchat must be careful when swimming in those remote beaches of Australia especially the beaches located at the Nothern Territories..

There are many big salt water crocs lurking in those waters.. So Tonychat must be extra careful when taking a dip in the waters with his Ladyboy wife..

Its also not advisable for him to swim at the creeks and rivers.. Australia has more than 300,000 salt water crocs known as Salties to the locals..

There are many fatal croc attacks .. Most victims are usually dumb and stupid to swim in these waters especially when there are warning signs.. Being a born dumb fucked retarded twit, Toynchat should be extra careful of these dangers..


http://lrm.nt.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0005/7349/crocodile_facts.pdf

Crocodile facts

The saltwater crocodile is the largest living reptile species. It can grow up to six metres and is a serious
threat to humans. Saltwater crocodiles have evolved special characteristics that make them excellent
predators.



 Large saltwater crocodiles can stay underwater for at least one hour because they can reduce
their heart rate to 2-3 beats per minute. This means that crocodiles can wait underwater until they
see prey, or if people are using the same spot regularly, the crocodile can wait underwater until
someone approaches the water’s edge.
 A crocodile can float with only eyes and nostrils exposed, enabling it to approach prey without
being detected.
 When under water, a special transparent eyelid protects the crocodile’s eye. This means that
crocodiles can still see when they are completely submerged.
 The tail of a crocodile is solid muscle and a major source of power, making it a strong swimmer
and able to make sudden lunges out of the water to capture prey. These strong muscles also
mean that for shorts bursts of time crocodiles can move faster than humans can on land.
 Crocodiles have a thin layer of guanine crystals behind their retina. This intensifies images,
allowing crocodiles to see better at low light levels.
 Crocodiles have a ‘minimum exposure’ posture in the water, which means that only their sensory
organs of eyes, cranial platform, ears and nostrils remain out of the water. This means that they
often go unseen by prey, but if they are observed, the prey is often not able to tell how big the
crocodile is.
 Crocodile eyes are located very closely together and they are oriented forward. This enables them
to judge distance very accurately so they can determine the exact location of their prey prior to
attack.
 Crocodiles have excellent hearing, which helps them to locate prey particularly in poor light or low
visibility conditions.
 While crocodiles may regularly lose teeth, they have a second tooth sitting in reserve underneath
the external tooth, which can replace the lost tooth.
 The jaws of crocodiles are designed to generate enormous power when the jaws are closing. This
enables them to quickly crush prey.

Why does the Northern Territory have more crocodiles than Queensland or Western
Australia?
A large proportion of the coastal region of the Northern Territory is an ideal habitat for saltwater
crocodiles, particularly the big, productive “coastal” wetlands and rivers. Much of the Queensland
coastline is in the cooler, more southerly latitudes, which is less optimal habitat for crocodiles. Much of
the habitat on the east coast has also been significantly altered and fragmented by human settlement.
Western Australia has saltwater crocodile habitat around the Kimberley coastline but this area is not as
rich in mangroves and wetlands as the Territory coastline.

In the southern part of its range, winter temperatures reach a threshold below which crocodile eggs will
not hatch and the longer cold periods significantly lower crocodile growth rates. The effect of a cooler
climate on crocodiles can be seen in those animals kept in wildlife parks in southern Queensland.
 
He has been claiming he is in Singapore, Thailand and Aussie land.

Fact is that he is a Malaysian and Singapore residing in Singapore, belonging to the lowest level of this society.
 
Australia is also home to many dangerous snakes of the world.. So Tonychat must be very careful of anything that moves under his blanket while he is sleeping with his Ladyboy wife on their bed during the night..


http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/10-most-dangerous-snakes-in-australia.htm

WHEN IT COMES TO self-defence, Australia's snakes have got things pretty well covered. We share our continent with about 140 species of land snakes, some equipped with venom more toxic than any other snakes in the world.

But bites are actually quite rare in Australia and, since the development of anti-venom, fatalities have been low - between four to six deaths a year.

"This is in contrast to India, for example, where bites may reach one million a year, with over 50,000 deaths," says Associate Professor Bryan Fry, a herpetologist and venom expert at the University of Queensland. "Snake bites are very, very rare [in Australia] and often the fault of the person being bitten. Most bites occur when people are trying to kill a snake or show off."

Most snakes would rather slither away from humans than fight them. "Snakes don't perceive humans as food and they don't aggressively bite things out of malice. Their venom is used to subdue prey that would otherwise be impossible for a snake to eat," says Dion Wedd, curator of the Territory Wildlife Park, NT. "If their only escape route is past a human with a shovel, then they are likely to react in the only way they can."

So if you're standing between a snake and its escape route, prepare for a fearsome display. Although all species are potentially dangerous, here's our top ten pick of the most dangerous Australian snakes - some of them highly venomous, some extremely nervous, some you're just more likely to step on in your backyard.
 
Many shark attacks have also happened in Australia resulting in many fatalities.. Again Tonychat must be careful when swimming in the sea with his Speedos..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_attack

According to the International Shark Attack File (ISAF), between 1580 and 2011 there were 2,463 confirmed unprovoked shark attacks around the world, of which 471 were fatal.

Although Australia is ranked the second highest in terms of global shark attacks with 877 attacks, it is ranked the highest in terms of shark fatalities, with 217 fatalities. Australia had the most shark attacks in 2008, with 48 attacks Australia wide; 11 of these were fatal.

The highest death rate occurred in Western Australia with the total of 6 fatal attacks. In 2000, there were 79 shark attacks reported worldwide, 11 of them fatal.In 2005 and 2006 this number decreased to 61 and 62 respectively, while the number of fatalities dropped to only four per year.Of these attacks, the majority occurred in the United States (53 in 2000, 40 in 2005, and 39 in 2006).

The New York Times reported in July 2008 that there had been only one fatal attack in the previous year. On average, there are 16 shark attacks per year in the United States with one fatality every two years. Despite these reports, however, the actual number of fatal shark attacks worldwide remains uncertain.

For the majority of Third World coastal nations, there exists no method of reporting suspected shark attacks; therefore, losses and fatalities at near-shore or sea there often remain unsolved or unpublicized.

Australia has the highest amount of fatal shark attacks in the world with Western Australia recently becoming the deadliest place in the world for shark attacks.Less than one in every three million scuba dives in Western Australia result in a fatal shark attack
 
He has been claiming he is in Singapore, Thailand and Aussie land.

Fact is that he is a Malaysian and Singapore residing in Singapore, belonging to the lowest level of this society.


I don't think Tonychat is lying when he claimed he is already Ozzland..

Lets for once give Tonycat the benefit of the doubt..:D:D:D
 
Being an ardent supporter of the Pink Dot Event when Tonychat was still a Sinkie citizen, maybe he should check out the gay scene with his Ladyboy wife since he's now already an Aussie citizen..

http://www.gay-australia.net/tour/gay-life.htm


Gay Travel in Australia

Gay Life


Australians like a good time. That's one reason it's such a popular travel destination for Americans. "Australians still have the kind of attitude that Americans had a century ago, before we got too self-important as a nation," commented one gay visitor.

And Australians want you to have a good time, too. Attitudes toward gay men and lesbians vary in Australia, just as they do in the U.S. On average, however, you'll find fewer Australians than Americans who think it's any of their business whether you're gay or straight. The extravagant annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras celebration gets endorsements from many of the country's most prominent politicians. While religious-right protesters will often heckle the parade from the sidelines, most Australians consider them a fringe minority.

Sydney and Melbourne

In few cities of the world is gay culture as mainstream as in Sydney. The annual gay Mardi Gras festival brings in more international visitors, and tourist dollars, than any other event in the country. Gay culture is omnipresent during the month of February, leading up to Mardi Gras.

Head for Taylor Square, on Oxford Street at Bourke St., and you'll be in the heart of the gay district, with plenty of free newspapers and maps to guide you to the latest attractions.

The beaches, too, are part of Sydney's gay life. Clothing-optional Lady Jane beach is a leisurely ferry ride from town.

Melbourne, the second largest city, is also well worth a visit. A staid and unexciting town just a generation ago, Melbourne today is a vibrant metropolis with European character. It offers visitors a busy gay community, quite different Sydney's. Located further south, and thus in a cooler climate, Melbourne offers more indoor activities than Sydney, and perhaps less emphasis on the perfect body.

Elsewhere

Brisbane, Canberra, and Perth each have a small but visible and easy-to-find gay community. On the Great Barrier Reef, a gay hotel named Turtle Cove (officially a resort; in reality, don't expect a sprawling complex; it's a hotel and a private beach) draws many gay visitors.

Most of Australia's population lives in one of these cities, and nearly all of its gay culture and life is in them. Many other destinations are worth a visit, but do it for the natural beauty -- not with expectations of finding much gay nightlife.
 
In Australia, Tonychat cannot anyhow Pimp his Ladyboy wife just like how he used to Pimp shim at S'pore's Orchard Towers.. These are the Aussie Laws he must adhere..

Legal Matters

Until 1861, "buggery" was a capital offense in Australia, which was ruled under British law in the 1800s. In that year, the penalty was changed to mere life imprisonment.

Things have changed! Australia is one of the few countries (the U.S. is another) where laws pertaining to sexual orientation and gay rights are generally made on a state level. Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. The scenic but highly conservative island-state of Tasmania was the last holdout, and dropped its sodomy laws only when a federal court forced it to do so.

You may be taken aback to find ads for "Escort" services (usually heterosexual) in phone books, hotels, or upscale tourist booklets. Prostitution is legal in many states, although face-to-face "soliciting" often is not.

The age of consent ranges from 16 to 21, depending which state you're in. (In Sydney, at this writing, two men can have consenting sex at age 18; two women, at age 16.) On a practical basis, private sexual relationships between consenting adults are not an issue. If you're skating close to that 16-21 region, get up-to-date information about laws in the state where you're traveling.
 
KNN no words of appreciation by Tonychat to me for giving him all these handy tips..
 
It is also hard to find vegan restaurants in a country of meat eaters. Any map to help him?
 
There also the spiders, aussieland has the red back one of the most venomous in the world.
 
Without tonychat famous mantra 'stinkees are balless!', I most likely still remain a balless stinkee.

Thanks to tonychat, many anti pappies found their balls.
 
On a serious note, 6 or 7 years ago, I ever went on a fishing trip to Darwin with few fishing kakis and encountered a 4 metre saltie swimming past our chartered boat..:eek:
 
On a serious note, 6 or 7 years ago, I ever went on a fishing trip to Darwin with few fishing kakis and encountered a 4 metre saltie swimming past our chartered boat..:eek:

Maybe that saltie s a vegan?
 
Maybe that saltie s a vegan?

That biggie is a confirmed ferocious meat eater..!!!! Our guide then showed us how to spot a croc during the night by focussing a torch light on the waters.. We saw few eyes shining in the dark.. Those mystery eyes belonged to the crocs..
 
Tonychat how are you Mate..???? :D:D:D
 
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Auzzie gahmen open its doors to Bull Shark in their rivers, influx of
bull shark ~ immigration laws permits Bull Shark but not people!

So swim in the Auzzie river beware of Big Croc and Bull Sharks!! Bull Shark can even
attack horses!! not mention people they chew like hot dogs!
Sharks & Crocs are protected in Auzzieland Not people!!

On land beware of Kangaroo they will give a Tae Kwon do kick! Split you in two!
 
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