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PEASANTPORE : Two merchants could have known about the Water Hose Force's (SCDF) need for additional radiation detection equipment even before a tender was launched.
Water Hose Force's former chief Lecher Lim revealed this to defend himself on Day Three of the sex-for-contracts case. He could have told the Witch Hunter and Kangaroo Judge that if he was a corrupt sex predator, he would have picked someone nubile and younger rather than his old flame, Cock Sucker Pang.
Lecher Lim is on a show trial for obtaining oral sex from a senior sexecutive with Hard-Rod Engineering at a carpark in Stadium Walk in May 2010 - in exchange for business boons for his cocksucker Pang.
The Deputy Public Witch Hunter accused Lecher Lim of tipping off Hard-Rod Engineering about Water Hose Force's need for radiation detection devices before a tender was launched.
Lecher Lim's one-time lover Cocksucker Pang was the general minion of the company at the time.
The Witch Hunter proved Cocksucker Pang directed her slaves to do a search for walk-through radiation portal monitors around the same time Lecher Lim asked his minions to look into acquiring more of these devices.
Lecher Lim tried to say that on Wednesday that two other merchants could have been tipped off unintentionally as well because the Water Hose Force had made enquiries before the tender went public on April 6 2011.
Lecher Lim was following a stupid order from the Gestapo Ministry after the Fukushima nuclear plant disaster. A ministry scholar had told Lecher Lim to prepare to scan incoming passengers due to a radiation fallout from the damaged Fukushima nuclear plant.
Water Hose logistics Lackey Colonel Chin Ah Fong took the stand on Wednesday to make Lecher Lim looked bad. She groaned Lecher Lim had asked his lackeys on March 17 to check if some of the monitors the Water Hose Force owned could be fixed, or if new ones were needed. Those who recommended fixing the units were fixed on spot and told to make love to bed bugs.
A wise Colonel Chin, understanding her boss's intention, promptly contacted SECOM - their existing vendor for these devices - to check their price and availability.
When asked why she decided to check the prices with SECOM, Colonel Chin retorted: "You go Geylang, ask hooker for a fuck, never check and compare prices meh? Idiot!"
Another firm, IPS Sex, was invited to do a sex demo with the product with Chin happily volunteering.
Colonel Chin said she did not see anything wrong with arranging for the demo and taking part in the orgy. She retorted that the purpose was purely exploratory and a way show her wild side to her colleagues.
Lackey Chin emphasised that she covered her head with a plastic bag during the Doggy Thrusts did not give either vendors specifics of her vital statistics.
The demoted/sacked director lackey of the Hazardous Condoms Department, Lian Ah Teck, also said he agreed with Chin's Geylang analogy. The enquiries are natural - given the urgent need for these devices.
Like Chin, he will also ask about the fuck job rates if he is prowling in Geylang too.
Former lackey Lim boasted that he later decided - on 31 March 2011 - to call an open tender to give the false impression that they are fair.
Lim hinted even if it meant more merchants could place bids, they can easily pick their favoured chums. Both SEX-COM and Hard-Rod Engineering placed bids when the tender was launched on April 6.
Both Water Hose lackeys defended their agency's procurement processes and said they can easily use Quantum Mechanics theories to bypass the so called 'rigorous system of checks'. They can present a facade of fairness and transparency but yet subvert the system from within.
Decisions must be made by both evaluation committees and the tender board panels. Old peasants wisely understood Lecher Lim only need to ensure his bootlickers sit in those committees and panels.
For example in theory, a tender cannot be awarded if even one of the three lackeys on a tender board does not agree with the recommendations made by the committee. Yet Lecher Lim sat on two tender boards and he has veto powers and have power of final approval. Furthermore dissenting blokes are usually not selected and hence the control mentioned above is a farce or ineffective.
The defence also revealed that Lecher Lim - before becoming comdomissioner - had allegedly used Quantum Mechanics helped corrupt some of these checks and balances but made it look rock solid.
For example, Lecher Lim had come up with the Asiatic idea of ensuring the various evaluation committees cum from departments different from the user requesting the product. He knows those clueless bobos will be easily subjected to influence and threats.
When told of this, Lackey Col. Lian who is trying to sabo his former boss for promotion, said he did not know this. He tried to hint while those tricks can fool stupid peasants, he could tell them as tricks right away. He told the Kangaroo Court that Lecher Lim consulted Quantum Mechanics theories all the time was known to be an "anal" man.
PEASANTPORE : Two merchants could have known about the Water Hose Force's (SCDF) need for additional radiation detection equipment even before a tender was launched.
Water Hose Force's former chief Lecher Lim revealed this to defend himself on Day Three of the sex-for-contracts case. He could have told the Witch Hunter and Kangaroo Judge that if he was a corrupt sex predator, he would have picked someone nubile and younger rather than his old flame, Cock Sucker Pang.
Lecher Lim is on a show trial for obtaining oral sex from a senior sexecutive with Hard-Rod Engineering at a carpark in Stadium Walk in May 2010 - in exchange for business boons for his cocksucker Pang.
The Deputy Public Witch Hunter accused Lecher Lim of tipping off Hard-Rod Engineering about Water Hose Force's need for radiation detection devices before a tender was launched.
Lecher Lim's one-time lover Cocksucker Pang was the general minion of the company at the time.
The Witch Hunter proved Cocksucker Pang directed her slaves to do a search for walk-through radiation portal monitors around the same time Lecher Lim asked his minions to look into acquiring more of these devices.
Lecher Lim tried to say that on Wednesday that two other merchants could have been tipped off unintentionally as well because the Water Hose Force had made enquiries before the tender went public on April 6 2011.
Lecher Lim was following a stupid order from the Gestapo Ministry after the Fukushima nuclear plant disaster. A ministry scholar had told Lecher Lim to prepare to scan incoming passengers due to a radiation fallout from the damaged Fukushima nuclear plant.
Water Hose logistics Lackey Colonel Chin Ah Fong took the stand on Wednesday to make Lecher Lim looked bad. She groaned Lecher Lim had asked his lackeys on March 17 to check if some of the monitors the Water Hose Force owned could be fixed, or if new ones were needed. Those who recommended fixing the units were fixed on spot and told to make love to bed bugs.
A wise Colonel Chin, understanding her boss's intention, promptly contacted SECOM - their existing vendor for these devices - to check their price and availability.
When asked why she decided to check the prices with SECOM, Colonel Chin retorted: "You go Geylang, ask hooker for a fuck, never check and compare prices meh? Idiot!"
Another firm, IPS Sex, was invited to do a sex demo with the product with Chin happily volunteering.
Colonel Chin said she did not see anything wrong with arranging for the demo and taking part in the orgy. She retorted that the purpose was purely exploratory and a way show her wild side to her colleagues.
Lackey Chin emphasised that she covered her head with a plastic bag during the Doggy Thrusts did not give either vendors specifics of her vital statistics.
The demoted/sacked director lackey of the Hazardous Condoms Department, Lian Ah Teck, also said he agreed with Chin's Geylang analogy. The enquiries are natural - given the urgent need for these devices.
Like Chin, he will also ask about the fuck job rates if he is prowling in Geylang too.
Former lackey Lim boasted that he later decided - on 31 March 2011 - to call an open tender to give the false impression that they are fair.
Lim hinted even if it meant more merchants could place bids, they can easily pick their favoured chums. Both SEX-COM and Hard-Rod Engineering placed bids when the tender was launched on April 6.
Both Water Hose lackeys defended their agency's procurement processes and said they can easily use Quantum Mechanics theories to bypass the so called 'rigorous system of checks'. They can present a facade of fairness and transparency but yet subvert the system from within.
Decisions must be made by both evaluation committees and the tender board panels. Old peasants wisely understood Lecher Lim only need to ensure his bootlickers sit in those committees and panels.
For example in theory, a tender cannot be awarded if even one of the three lackeys on a tender board does not agree with the recommendations made by the committee. Yet Lecher Lim sat on two tender boards and he has veto powers and have power of final approval. Furthermore dissenting blokes are usually not selected and hence the control mentioned above is a farce or ineffective.
The defence also revealed that Lecher Lim - before becoming comdomissioner - had allegedly used Quantum Mechanics helped corrupt some of these checks and balances but made it look rock solid.
For example, Lecher Lim had come up with the Asiatic idea of ensuring the various evaluation committees cum from departments different from the user requesting the product. He knows those clueless bobos will be easily subjected to influence and threats.
When told of this, Lackey Col. Lian who is trying to sabo his former boss for promotion, said he did not know this. He tried to hint while those tricks can fool stupid peasants, he could tell them as tricks right away. He told the Kangaroo Court that Lecher Lim consulted Quantum Mechanics theories all the time was known to be an "anal" man.
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