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Laid-Off Bankers Having Trouble Getting Laid

lolabunny

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New York Metro
Laid-Off Bankers Having Trouble Getting Laid
10/16/08

Poor Leveraged Sellout blogger Amit Chatwani. He got kind of screwed, the Times points out today. His book, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Banker, a tongue-in-cheek guide to the realm of young, blinging investment bankers, was published in August, at what might be the exact worst moment, since, well, there aren't really investment banks anymore, and as Judith Warner observed some weeks ago, things are so scary right now, it's hard for any of us to gin up the enthusiasm to revel in the fact that a bunch of Wall Street creeps got their just desserts . Even Amit kind of feels bad, and has been trying to provide comfort to his friends in the financial sector. Who are decidedly not screwed, by the way.

One of the most trying aspects for them, Mr. Chatwani explained, was the loss of “perceived prestige” with women. “A lot of my dude friends when they meet a girl in a bar, they’ve stopped talking for once about what they do,” he said. “If you tell a girl you work at an investment bank, that gets you a sympathetic pat on the back. That’s not the response you’re looking for.”


Ahahahahhahahahha! What's the matter, dudes? Pity-sex not good enough for you? HA!

We think at last we might be starting to feel the Schadenfreude.
 

Ah Guan

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I can't help but wonder how Chung is doing now .....

So I’ve been in Korea for about a week and a half now and what can I say, LIFE IS GOOD….
I’ve got a spanking brand new 2000 sq. foot 3 bedroom apt. with a 200 sq. foot terrace running the entire length of my apartment with a view overlooking Korea’s main river and nightline……Why do I need 3 bedrooms? Good question,…. the main bedroom is for my queen size bed,…where CHUNG is going to fuck every hot chick in Korea over the next 2 years (5 down, 1,000,000,000 left to go)…. the second bedroom is for my harem of chickies, and the third bedroom is for all of you fuckers when you come out to visit my ass in Korea. I go out to Korea’s finest clubs, bars and lounges pretty much every other night on the weekdays and everyday on the weekends to (I think in about 2 months, after I learn a little bit of the buyside business I’ll probably go out every night on the weekdays). I know I was a stud in NYC but I pretty much get about, on average, 5-8 phone numbers a night and at least 3 hot chicks that say that they want to go home with me every night I go! out. I love the buyside,…. I have bankers calling me everyday with opportunties and they pretty much cater to my every whim - you know (golfing events, lavish dinners, a night out clubbing). The guys I work with are also all chilll - I live in the same apt building as my VP and he drives me around in his Porsche (1 of 3 in all of Korea) to work and when we go out. What can I say,…. live is good,… CHUNG is KING of his domain here in Seoul…..
So,…. all of you fuckers better keep in touch and start making plans to come out and visit my ass ASAP, I’ll show you guys an unbelievable time….My contact info is below…. Oh, by the way,… someone’s gotta start fedexing me boxes of domes,…I brought out about 40 but I think I’ll run out of them by Saturday…..
Laters,
CHUNG
 
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