Lackey Organisations falling over each other to declare undying love for Tony Tan

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If you visit a typical Sunday worship session, you will be undoubtedly moved when you hear the moving preaching of Asiatic pastors, declaring their undying devotion to the Jewish storm deity. The smarter ones will sing praises that put the Jewish Cherubs to shame.

However when one reads the Mouthpiece papers, he immediately find lackeys who will soon rival the charismatic pastors.

The Baba Emperor, LKY has decreed that elected presidents are nothing but well paid Mouthpieces of the regime. LKY is on the record for saying that old wise men who do not rock the boat are good presidents e.g 日本皇军警Kempeitai trainee Prata Nathan. He had to tell the truth to peasants when President Ong took his work seriously and began bugging Regent Goh for answers regarding some aspects of the reserves.

Hence the regime learnt from their mistake and ensured independent souls will never be elected presidents. When Peasant Kwan rose to challenge 日本皇军警Kempeitai trainee Prata Nathan, the regime used the old Legalist trick and denied him the 'right' to challenge Kempeitai trainee Prata Man.

However with the weakening of the regime after the latest procedural elections, the regime could not use the same legalistic tricks to deny opportunists from emerging. In addition, it may be wiser to encourage a few daredevils to challenge the regime using the Divide and Conquer trick.

Hence the regime allowed 3 Tans to emerge as challengers to their preferred choice of Mouth Piece, Tony Tan.

Tony Tan was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, despite a modest IQ, was packaged as a moderate leader who will represent the merchant class among the regime elite. Other than living off his good fortune, Mr Tony Tan has little accomplishments to show for his time as Deputy Prime Minion. In addition, the OCBC, where he acted as the ceremonial head honcho simply plodded along and had to employ anglo saxons to revamp itself after lacklustre leadership. The squeaky clean reputation of Mr Tan was tarnished when news broke out that Mindef lackeys secured a rare 12 year military service deferment for his son, Patrick Tan. Netizens blew the whistle and lamented that certain sweetheart arrangements allowed Patrick Tan to dodge National Serfship by pretending to be a military scientist.

To rescue Mr Tony Tan, the regime employed the usual lackeys to sing praises of their Tan. Many organisations, NGOs, business associations, clans or unions suddenly resurrected themselves to sing praises of Mr Tony Tan. In this respect, they did better than the North Koreans by not attributing divine miracles to Mr Tony Tan (other than his White Horse son's antics in dodging NS).
 
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