PEASANT: About 10,500 peasants were affected by the routine Circle Line (CCL) disruption which was caused by a faulty power cable on Thursday night. Luckily no VIPs were caught in the trains and Prince William has already left many weeks ago...a saving grace for the regime.
Speaking at a staged media conference on Friday morning, SMRT's CEO Desperate Quack said the issue of faulty power cables is not new, hinting peasants need not get worked up over this silly known problem.
To add salt to injury, a similar disruption at Dakota Station last year was also the result of a power cable fault but of course nobody asked Quack why his staff never learn from previous incident..
Quack has the thick hide to claim as long as the incident has no impact on the safety of the system, its not a big deal.
Deputy Chief Lackey of the jiat leow bee Land Transport Authority, Chua Ah Kheng, said up till last month, the cable was found to be in good condition when routine checks were carried out.
He said: "Sometimes you go to Las Vegas KTV, its a higher end joint, you probably get a hot PRC hostess, sometimes you get a dead fish lor. So peasants must understand even if we check the cables, it can still fail ok."
Quack proposed a new theory that claimed the cable could have been damaged by water or bangla pee during inspection.
He said: "These bangas eat cheap food but pass caustic pee to damage the cables huh? Even with the rich food, I cannot pass that type of pee."
SMRT's executive vice president for trains, Khoo Ah Siang aka Siang-zai, said there are plans to replace all the cables, same logic as the sleepers, perhaps in 2019.
He added: "First we need a series of fare hikes, once we secure enough $, we change the cables. Alas we cannot change earlier because we need to pay handsome dividends to Ho Jinx."
Mr Quack said: "KNNCCB, we want to change this and that but this idiot LTA cannot, must do this and that with less time. They think its like a quickie or visit Thai whores in Geyland, go in and fuck within 20-40 minutes. Lan lan, we probably take more time to change and if peasants grumble, go to LTA hor, do not disturb or curse my ancestors...."
Those affected by the latest breakdown can get refunds till 7 November but many peasants usually skip that because the refund processes are so tedious but SMRT make it so easy for you to buy tickets.
Speaking at a staged media conference on Friday morning, SMRT's CEO Desperate Quack said the issue of faulty power cables is not new, hinting peasants need not get worked up over this silly known problem.
To add salt to injury, a similar disruption at Dakota Station last year was also the result of a power cable fault but of course nobody asked Quack why his staff never learn from previous incident..
Quack has the thick hide to claim as long as the incident has no impact on the safety of the system, its not a big deal.
Deputy Chief Lackey of the jiat leow bee Land Transport Authority, Chua Ah Kheng, said up till last month, the cable was found to be in good condition when routine checks were carried out.
He said: "Sometimes you go to Las Vegas KTV, its a higher end joint, you probably get a hot PRC hostess, sometimes you get a dead fish lor. So peasants must understand even if we check the cables, it can still fail ok."
Quack proposed a new theory that claimed the cable could have been damaged by water or bangla pee during inspection.
He said: "These bangas eat cheap food but pass caustic pee to damage the cables huh? Even with the rich food, I cannot pass that type of pee."
SMRT's executive vice president for trains, Khoo Ah Siang aka Siang-zai, said there are plans to replace all the cables, same logic as the sleepers, perhaps in 2019.
He added: "First we need a series of fare hikes, once we secure enough $, we change the cables. Alas we cannot change earlier because we need to pay handsome dividends to Ho Jinx."
Mr Quack said: "KNNCCB, we want to change this and that but this idiot LTA cannot, must do this and that with less time. They think its like a quickie or visit Thai whores in Geyland, go in and fuck within 20-40 minutes. Lan lan, we probably take more time to change and if peasants grumble, go to LTA hor, do not disturb or curse my ancestors...."
Those affected by the latest breakdown can get refunds till 7 November but many peasants usually skip that because the refund processes are so tedious but SMRT make it so easy for you to buy tickets.
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