Serious [@jw5's real-life identity, including photos and even videos! haha] I STRONGLY SUSPECT (i.e. at least 69% sure) that his real-life name is "Allen Low"

[rocket]

Sure BOH?

Stop following me stop being a stalker. Fuck off

 

[empathizerofeatshitndie]

on the following page:
deviantart.com/avalon8174
you can see that his birthday is "Jan 8", so I strongly suspect that his full date of birth is 8 January 1974 (Tuesday), which means that he is now 48, going on 49, years old; and even if I'm wrong about his date of birth, I believe at least some of you will agree with me that @jw5 was probably born during the 1970s, right?

I strongly suspect that today is Allen Low's 49th birthday!

Once again, I strongly suspect that today is Allen Low's 50th birthday!

For the third time, I strongly suspect that today is Allen Low's 51st birthday!

For the fourth time, I strongly suspect that today is Allen Low's 52nd birthday!