Just now I went for 相亲 arranged by my mother...

[Gutted]

You should've told her, "Gutted your head lah. Want to eat, then eat. Don't want to eat, then don't eat". BTW, since she is not chio, got big titties or not?

Last night, we went for our second dinner date. Guess what English lesson I kana from this woman...

She asked me if I am free to accompany her charity work this Saturday ie. 15nov tomorrow.

Me not interested in doing volunteer charity work so I replied "I am busy, I have no time."

Upon hearing that, she said ok but started to critique my use of the phrase "I have no time", which she insisted it is a mandarin translation of 我没有时间 and if I say that to foreigners, they wouldn't understand. KNN

She said the proper way to say is "I am swamped" or "I am snowed under".

Really KNN

 

[uniboi]

Last night, we went for our second dinner date. Guess what English lesson I kana from this woman...

She asked me if I am free to accompany her charity work this Saturday ie. 15nov tomorrow.

Me not interested in doing volunteer charity work so I replied "I am busy, I have no time."

Upon hearing that, she said ok but started to critique my use of the phrase "I have no time", which she insisted it is a mandarin translation of 我没有时间 and if I say that to foreigners, they wouldn't understand. KNN

She said the proper way to say is "I am swamped" or "I am snowed under".

Really KNN

Tell her Sg got no swamps and snow and Kiang jiu Ho, Mai gei Khiang

 

[The Crow]

It means she is a fish.

Did @Gutted force open the fish's mouth and stuff his kkj into it? ...

 

[uniboi]

Did @Gutted force open the fish's mouth and stuff his kkj into it? ...

Not so fast. Must be she willing. Catch a fish need patience not when the mouth is all shut

 

[The Crow]

Not so fast. Must be she willing. Catch a fish need patience not when the mouth is all shut

Who knows sperm might be her favourite dish ...

 

[syed putra]

for syed it’s “cover the face bomb the base?”

My SOP. Never turn down a opportunity.

 

[glockman]

Last night, we went for our second dinner date. Guess what English lesson I kana from this woman...

She asked me if I am free to accompany her charity work this Saturday ie. 15nov tomorrow.

Me not interested in doing volunteer charity work so I replied "I am busy, I have no time."

Upon hearing that, she said ok but started to critique my use of the phrase "I have no time", which she insisted it is a mandarin translation of 我没有时间 and if I say that to foreigners, they wouldn't understand. KNN

She said the proper way to say is "I am swamped" or "I am snowed under".

Really KNN

What a cunt! So she doesn't take rejection well and resorted to being petty. We all know "I have no time" is correct, the other two are just ang moh slang implying the same thing. May I suggest you work towards getting her in bed, and after that, just dump her!

 

[batman1]

Who knows sperm might be her favourite dish ...

Her favourite dish may be iranian caviar.

 

[The Crow]

Her favourite dish may be iranian caviar.

Iranian caviar with semen topping. Double protein ...