What the lackey probably meant ....hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/i-m-indebted-to-singapore/2058134.html
PEASANTPORE: Outgoing Chief of Junta Lieutenant-General Ng Ah Meng announced his intention to enter politics on Tuesday (Aug 18) to be a regime lackey and probably Minion, ahead of a change of command ceremony where he hands over the reins of the Peasantpore Armed Forces (SAF) to his successor, Major-General Perry Lim.
"It's an open secret whom I am serving next and I going to be a millionaire 8 times over within 2 terms," acknowledged the 47-year-old.
"Of course my family happy lah, at least can earn 8 million peanuts if I can waltz through 2 terms and heck care scoldings from stupid peasants. I am grateful to the House of Lee for giving me all the opportunities through our patron-crony system. It is common throughout Asiatic regimes, even Nihon practice such a system (Amakudari). I'm indebted to Ruler Loong."
Junta Lackey Ng said this comes if he consistently demonstrate his undying loyalty to the House of Lee. He chairs the State Funeral Committee to glorify the late dictator Lee KY, and was part of the Vigil Lackey at the founding dictator's lying in state.
Read Mario Puzo's paragraph on the Don's farsighted move to sponsor scholarships for poor Italian lads for future political mileage.
"Even in school we have always learnt the essence of absolute loyalty to the reigning emperor and never supporting stupid and ungrateful peasants. We learn how Southern Song dynasty patriot Yue Fei was finally executed by Emperor Gaozhong because he rather want to whack the Jurchens, not a wise move, better to obey Ruler Loong in today's context," said LG Ng, who hails from Reformed Commies Chinese High School.
"I saw how Chia Yong Yong was elevated by merely speaking up for Ruler Loong...so I constantly remind myself if I got successes in life, I must protect the House of Lee - those who dare to balk Ruler Loong, you know lah, Labour, Jane Austen rebels, bapoks included - we will surely fix you all."
He added: "Of course political office is a dougle edged sword, we saw what happened to No Porn Lui, in the end, sacked to show Ruler Loong concerned with deadwood. No Porn Lui should have stayed with the Navy, at least today he still can walk around with big swinging dick. But I must agree No Porn Lui got a good bargain, early retirement and can now enjoy his millions."
During Junta Lackey Ng's term as SAF's chief, the organisation successfully carried out a range of international operations to support Uncle Sam e.g. Afghanistan and the Gulf of Aden.
Lackey Ng agreed that uniting peasants, especially the Chinks and Nehs, under a strong central regime, long and difficult journey, made difficult by Jane Austen rebels.
"Today Jane Austen rebels are very well informed, they even join forces with Bapoks. Even the Protestant Churches are not their match now.
But I study Sun Tze's Corrupted Arts ... so one key thing to do is to pretend to consult widely, pretend to listen actively as we've put up a good show in the Committee to Fool Peasants to Die for House of Lee.
Next we get different peasants to come on board, mark the dissenters and purge them at later date... where I learn this? From Mao Tze Tung lah, remember the 'Hundred Flowers Blooming Campaign?", sneered Lackey Ng.
"No doubt I am the Chief Defence Lackey, but this journey of keeping the SAF strong to protect the House of Lee is a relentless journey," he said, adding that the work towards the House of Lee @ 2030 vision has begun. "We're looking at how Uncle Sam and the PRC Commies will play the Great Game in Asiatic Pacific.
Junta Lackey Ng said he has spoken with the various formation Lackey Chiefs, and they are happy ready to take over as they cannot progress if I get in their way, early promotions for the lads...hee hee.
"The SAF pledges loyalty to the House of Lee. They saw Desmond Quack simply pay himself 2.2 million peanuts because the regime thrusted him. I think they will have the tunnel vision to ensure House of Lee can rely on the SAF to stage a coup if Labour wins the Procedural Erections. Too bad I cannot emulate the role of General Chakri," said LG Ng.
Note: Ignoramuses should study how Chakri (King Rama I) disposed his former Abang Taksin after working together to chase the Burmese away from Siam.
In a Facebook post on Tuesday, Defence Minion Bargain Hen thanked Chief Junta Lackey Ng for his "exemplary loyalty to House of Lee".
"Ah Meng is a good example, I exhort all junta members to stay loyal to House of Lee and you will amply rewarded. Remember in Peasantpore, you kowtow to Ruler Loong, you are set for life, it is a good bargain," he said.
PEASANTPORE: Outgoing Chief of Junta Lieutenant-General Ng Ah Meng announced his intention to enter politics on Tuesday (Aug 18) to be a regime lackey and probably Minion, ahead of a change of command ceremony where he hands over the reins of the Peasantpore Armed Forces (SAF) to his successor, Major-General Perry Lim.
"It's an open secret whom I am serving next and I going to be a millionaire 8 times over within 2 terms," acknowledged the 47-year-old.
"Of course my family happy lah, at least can earn 8 million peanuts if I can waltz through 2 terms and heck care scoldings from stupid peasants. I am grateful to the House of Lee for giving me all the opportunities through our patron-crony system. It is common throughout Asiatic regimes, even Nihon practice such a system (Amakudari). I'm indebted to Ruler Loong."
Junta Lackey Ng said this comes if he consistently demonstrate his undying loyalty to the House of Lee. He chairs the State Funeral Committee to glorify the late dictator Lee KY, and was part of the Vigil Lackey at the founding dictator's lying in state.
Read Mario Puzo's paragraph on the Don's farsighted move to sponsor scholarships for poor Italian lads for future political mileage.
"Even in school we have always learnt the essence of absolute loyalty to the reigning emperor and never supporting stupid and ungrateful peasants. We learn how Southern Song dynasty patriot Yue Fei was finally executed by Emperor Gaozhong because he rather want to whack the Jurchens, not a wise move, better to obey Ruler Loong in today's context," said LG Ng, who hails from Reformed Commies Chinese High School.
"I saw how Chia Yong Yong was elevated by merely speaking up for Ruler Loong...so I constantly remind myself if I got successes in life, I must protect the House of Lee - those who dare to balk Ruler Loong, you know lah, Labour, Jane Austen rebels, bapoks included - we will surely fix you all."
He added: "Of course political office is a dougle edged sword, we saw what happened to No Porn Lui, in the end, sacked to show Ruler Loong concerned with deadwood. No Porn Lui should have stayed with the Navy, at least today he still can walk around with big swinging dick. But I must agree No Porn Lui got a good bargain, early retirement and can now enjoy his millions."
During Junta Lackey Ng's term as SAF's chief, the organisation successfully carried out a range of international operations to support Uncle Sam e.g. Afghanistan and the Gulf of Aden.
Lackey Ng agreed that uniting peasants, especially the Chinks and Nehs, under a strong central regime, long and difficult journey, made difficult by Jane Austen rebels.
"Today Jane Austen rebels are very well informed, they even join forces with Bapoks. Even the Protestant Churches are not their match now.
But I study Sun Tze's Corrupted Arts ... so one key thing to do is to pretend to consult widely, pretend to listen actively as we've put up a good show in the Committee to Fool Peasants to Die for House of Lee.
Next we get different peasants to come on board, mark the dissenters and purge them at later date... where I learn this? From Mao Tze Tung lah, remember the 'Hundred Flowers Blooming Campaign?", sneered Lackey Ng.
"No doubt I am the Chief Defence Lackey, but this journey of keeping the SAF strong to protect the House of Lee is a relentless journey," he said, adding that the work towards the House of Lee @ 2030 vision has begun. "We're looking at how Uncle Sam and the PRC Commies will play the Great Game in Asiatic Pacific.
Junta Lackey Ng said he has spoken with the various formation Lackey Chiefs, and they are happy ready to take over as they cannot progress if I get in their way, early promotions for the lads...hee hee.
"The SAF pledges loyalty to the House of Lee. They saw Desmond Quack simply pay himself 2.2 million peanuts because the regime thrusted him. I think they will have the tunnel vision to ensure House of Lee can rely on the SAF to stage a coup if Labour wins the Procedural Erections. Too bad I cannot emulate the role of General Chakri," said LG Ng.
Note: Ignoramuses should study how Chakri (King Rama I) disposed his former Abang Taksin after working together to chase the Burmese away from Siam.
In a Facebook post on Tuesday, Defence Minion Bargain Hen thanked Chief Junta Lackey Ng for his "exemplary loyalty to House of Lee".
"Ah Meng is a good example, I exhort all junta members to stay loyal to House of Lee and you will amply rewarded. Remember in Peasantpore, you kowtow to Ruler Loong, you are set for life, it is a good bargain," he said.
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