John Tan's ISD fail! Cannot even monitor Gandhi!

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http://yoursdp.org/news/an_amusing_introduction_in_the_midst_of_the_isd/2018-11-08-6267

As we sat down, a youngish-looking couple sat at the table close to us. It struck us as rather odd as the section was closed and the couple could have dined anywhere else in the open section but uncannily chose a table in close proximity to us.

Our suspicions were confirmed when the man clumsily set his briefcase on the table where we could see an aperture on the top of the bag pointing in our direction. The lady inexpertly also placed her handbag on the table opened, probably, I thought, with a recording device in it.

The few of us exchanged knowing glances and smirks as we sipped on our beverages. We waited till their orders arrived before executing our planned exit strategy. We abruptly stood up and left the place.

Startled, our “close” friend and his lady partner – scrambling to gather their belongings and contending with the morsels of food in their mouths while trying to look nonchalant all at the same time – appeared to be trying to alert their colleagues of the changed circumstances. Successful with our getaway, we ended up at a kopitiam and after a good chuckle over the incident, chatted the evening away.

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FBI, MI5, Shin Bet all will be laughing. Hahaha, PAP's ISD cannot monitor SDP. How to monitor terroritsts?
 
If our stupid opposition can spot them, then these ISD officers are of the worse calibre.
 
Dumb fucks work in civil service. Is opposition internal threat??? What kind of idiots are these?
 
briefcase and handbag to conceal recording devices? that's so 1969. now can do all that in high definition with made in china upskirt and downblouse smartphones or wireless spy cams.
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The oppositions should consider taking up lessons on sign language or some coded way of speaking, like learning cockney....or wear disguises or getting a double etc..
Two can play the game...
 
The oppositions should consider taking up lessons on sign language or some coded way of speaking, like learning cockney....or wear disguises or getting a double etc..
Two can play the game...
employ navajo code talkers. "big chief no shit."
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So it means Singapore'James Bond 007 is actually Johnny English... But at least the latter is funny. Long live PAP. Huat ahhhhhhh
 
briefcase and handbag to conceal recording devices? that's so 1969. now can do all that in high definition with made in china upskirt and downblouse smartphones or wireless spy cams.
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That was in 1994 but you are right.
 
That was in 1994 but you are right.

They should have bought some food in a few soup bowls & on the way back, pretend to trip & get the briefcase & whatever protruding including the LJ wet... ha ha ha ha
 
The few of us exchanged knowing glances and smirks as we sipped on our beverages. We waited till their orders arrived before executing our planned exit strategy. We abruptly stood up and left the place.

Clear cut case of obstruction of justice. Chee and Gandhi should be thankful they were not arrested on the spot and charged. They should have continued with their drinks and conversation as normal, allowing the ISD to carry out their official duties.
 
Clear cut case of obstruction of justice. Chee and Gandhi should be thankful they were not arrested on the spot and charged. They should have continued with their drinks and conversation as normal, allowing the ISD to carry out their official duties.

Arrest for what? They were doing what anyone did, having a quick drink they leaving cause they don't like stalkers..
 
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