Is there Life; when one have to use a tissue to press the Lift button ?..

[streetsmart73]

Imagine a woman prior to giving her man a bj, cLeans & wipes his dickhead with dettoL soLution..

hi there


1. aiyoh! fish.
2. such specimen has kosong bj skills hoh.
3. it is definitely no cs leh.

 

[erection2015]

such specimens likely use too much teeth ...ouch!!!!

hi there


1. aiyoh! fish.
2. such specimen has kosong bj skills hoh.
3. it is definitely no cs leh.

 

[yinyang]

need to wipe their dicks with Harpic

Not much of dickie left liao after

 

[blissquek]

what's wrong with dabbing extra oil from the prata?

Oh..: U are wasting the oil .thats all...it was meant to make the prate look greasy and tastier...

 

[Fishypie]

This secretary at my friend's company Lagi jiaLat..the moment you go nearer to taLk to her, she wouLd take afew steps back before answering your question..

 

[po2wq]

This secretary at my friend's company Lagi jiaLat..the moment you go nearer to taLk to her, she wouLd take afew steps back before answering your question..

datz bcoz u rook humsup! ...

 

[Fishypie]

datz bcoz u rook humsup! ...

No that Bro, even with each of his cLients; she'd be sure that there's no physicaL contact of any form..even just by passing the externaL phone from her desk to his extension !..

 

[myfoot123]

Who are these peopLe anyway ?..seen this morning an 'educated' Lady cLeaning the untensiLs of the prata which was served, and worse part was; she proceeded to dab the prata with the tissues; apparentLy to stem out the oiLs..
Knn, i was wondering how the fuck these peopLe are going to have sex & produce babies !..

It is common lah. I have seen people use tissue to wrap around KFC chicken, squeeze out the oil, and than repeat until the chicken became out of shape, than he felt safe to eat.

 

[GoldenDragon]

This secretary at my friend's company Lagi jiaLat..the moment you go nearer to taLk to her, she wouLd take afew steps back before answering your question..

Maybe she is afraid of a protruding bro down south?

 

[yinyang]

Maybe she is afraid of a protruding bro down south?

You'd be more afraid if your junior go south:p Raise the dead?!