Is there any quick and easy conclusive test to find out whether I made love with her?

[bigcockman]

I just woke up not long ago.

I think it was already 3pm (just now) when I woke up.

And I am in my boss home. I am not sure why I woke up on her bed in her master bedroom.

I went to the living hall. It smelled of alcohol. My boss was nowhere to be found.

But there's a note stuck on her fridge door with a fridge magnet that she wrote.

She said she is off for her Yoga from 2 to 5pm. She asked that I hang around till she's back, and she will dabao breakfast/lunch/dinner??? for me.

I checked and smelled my big cock. I think it's still intact and I think I didn't do anything stupid when I was totally wasted last night. Is there any quick and easy conclusive test to find out whether I made love with her?

I can't remember anything else.

I only remember we went for dinner at Thai Village Sharksfin last night, then drinks at Brewerkz Orchard Rendezvous Hotel. Then I walked her home to her condo nearby along Orange Grove Road. I then asked to use her restroom and I went up to her apartment.

All I see now is an empty bottle VSOP Martell, and 4 empty bottles of soju and empty glasses

I am worried.

 

[tanwahtiu]

Smell the bedsheet for her fishy cunt juice smell.

You hv been woman raped...

Useless dickhead.... supposed to rape her but was raped by her.... jiakleowbee lah u...

 

[syed putra]

Promotion soon.

 

[tanwahtiu]

Check yr arse bleeding? Maybe her brother or ex bf came and he poke yr arse... she may like 3some...

 

[tanwahtiu]

Maybe her old aunty came, grandmother cane, mother came and 4some...
Leow lah...jiakleowbee you..

 

[sweetiepie]

I just woke up not long ago.

I think it was already 3pm (just now) when I woke up.

And I am in my boss home. I am not sure why I woke up on her bed in her master bedroom.

I went to the living hall. It smelled of alcohol. My boss was nowhere to be found.

But there's a note stuck on her fridge door with a fridge magnet that she wrote.

She said she is off for her Yoga from 2 to 5pm. She asked that I hang around till she's back, and she will dabao breakfast/lunch/dinner??? for me.

I checked and smelled my big cock. I think it's still intact and I think I didn't do anything stupid when I was totally wasted last night. Is there any quick and easy conclusive test to find out whether I made love with her?

I can't remember anything else.

I only remember we went for dinner at Thai Village Sharksfin last night, then drinks at Brewerkz Orchard Rendezvous Hotel. Then I walked her home to her condo nearby along Orange Grove Road. I then asked to use her restroom and I went up to her apartment.

All I see now is an empty bottle VSOP Martell, and 4 empty bottles of soju and empty glasses

I am worried.

In hktvb drama they always cannot find out the answer to it

 

[A Singaporean]

Should join SPH.

 

[plzhelpme]

In hktvb drama they always cannot find out the answer to it

KNN

Chao Turtle wonder why this Q also beyond your Unker pay grade ah?

 

[plzhelpme]

@bigcockman

KNN

Chao Turtle suggest you use infrared light to scan your cock.


Any sperms residue?

 

[sweetiepie]

@bigcockman

KNN

Chao Turtle suggest you use infrared light to scan your cock.


Any sperms residue?

Chao turtle not my uncle's pay scale KNN need @nightsafari to check his bc and arsehole liao KNN

 

[batman1]

Check your cock for any sperm smell.

 

[A Singaporean]

Check your cock for any sperm smell.

Even better. Suck your own cock and know for sure.

 

[zhihau]

I am worried.

Her COVID ok already ah?

 

[ginfreely]

Her COVID ok already ah?

Is it you? Is it your Cantonese privilege to protect your fellow Cantonese insulting Gansiokbin as 失败贱货while I return exactly the same insult to them you deleted it?

 

[bigcockman]

Check your cock for any sperm smell.

I think it has a bit of saliva smell when I tested just now.

 

[bigcockman]

Even better. Such your own cock and know for sure.

I don't think I am that flexible.

 

[bigcockman]

Her COVID ok already ah?

...

 

[ginfreely]

Is it you? Is it your Cantonese privilege to protect your fellow Cantonese insulting Gansiokbin as 失败贱货while I return exactly the same insult to them you deleted it?

who do these cantonese @zhihau @Cottonmouth @sweetiepie think they are to insult me a virgin as cheap? Go insult your own kind Siew Pui Yi and Rose Chan two Cantonese women with cantonese name proven cheap like hell 失败贱货and a disgrace to Chinese.

 

[ginfreely]

who do these cantonese @zhihau @Cottonmouth @sweetiepie think they are to insult me a virgin as cheap? Go insult your own kind Siew Pui Yi and Rose Chan two Cantonese women with cantonese name proven cheap like hell 失败贱货and a disgrace to Chinese.

Ya a big disgrace to women too.

 

[bigcockman]

Update

She came back at about 5.30pm.

She bought plain Crystal Jade congee for me and some Hock Hua RTD herbal drinks.

Over the meal, I asked her why was I sleeping on her bed.

She said I crawled myself into her bed in the middle of the night (last night) and started hugging her, and uttering nonsense about liking her.

I sheepishly asked if something happened???

She laughed at me and said no. She said nothing happened between us last night.

She said the only disgusting thing I did was to take off my pants and slept in my underwear beside her and that I kept touching that big thing of mine.

Upon hearing that, I was absolutely embarrassed.

And she was laughing and laughing all the way...Until I finished my congee, packed.up and left.