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is anyone good in boomerang?

miss_aussie

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i think i would learn how to throw one from an aussie aborigine. those pesky kangaroos are getting horny with my cattles.
 

miss_aussie

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waltzing matilda!! i didn't know that boomerang has such sterilising effect. i think after throwing it, it just sterilised one of my stud bulls!!
 

Balls2U

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Perhaps you would like to pick up a skill or two from the Pappies! They are experienced in this. They like to throw some shit poilicies at Sinkies, but it'll usually boomerang back to them later on!
 

Ramseth

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i think i would learn how to throw one from an aussie aborigine. those pesky kangaroos are getting horny with my cattles.

Kangeroos (and wallabies) are so cute. Why would you want to fling a boomerang at them? What do you mean horny? I don't that kangaroos could mate with or rape cattle? :eek:
 

miss_aussie

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Kangeroos (and wallabies) are so cute. Why would you want to fling a boomerang at them? What do you mean horny? I don't that kangaroos could mate with or rape cattle? :eek:

kangaroos are pests here. they ruin our crops. my aborigines friends love them not hopping around but roasting over a glowing fire.

u haven't see how horny the dogs are when they inch up to my smelly jeans.
 

Ramseth

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kangaroos are pests here. they ruin our crops. my aborigines friends love them not hopping around but roasting over a glowing fire.

u haven't see how horny the dogs are when they inch up to my smelly jeans.

Build a pen to trap them in. Feed them regularly and they'll enjoy life within the compound. One of my old Aussie friends did that with his kindergarten spare ground. My another old friend from the good old US of A said, well mate, if it gets naughty, boomerang ain't the thing to use. We use a rifle. :biggrin:
 
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