My phone rings....
I answered.
Random Asshole on the other line: " Hi Mr XXX, I am Asshole XYZ from D-Bee-Ass Bank/H-Ass-Bee-C/ m&d-Bank. I will like to congratulate you.
Me: "Congratulate me for what?"
Random Asshole: "You have been selected to sign up for our premium platinum card"
Me: "How's that a good thing? Why do i have to be selected before i can get the card? You mean I cannot sign up on my own huh?"
Random Asshole: "Oh it means we are providing you a special service, by calling you and helping to process the application."
Me: "Please la.... i send in an application online, then u guys still have to process right?"
Random Asshole: ".....oh ok Sir , you have a good day!"