insurance agent say insurance agent lah, simi talent acquisition......

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NCOs = military specialists
storemen =warehouse specialists
cleaners = environmental specialists
Time -keepers = Social Distancing Ambassadors
CDC Vouchers Dispensers=Mayors
Personnel Officer = HR and Talent Acquistion Manager
Bus Driver = Bus Captain
Technician = Maintenance Specialist
Cheap Foreign Worker = Foreign Talent
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The worst euphemism is that of Emeritus for Woody Goh.
I bet Emeritus is the Latin word for "fucking piece of shit".
 
My uncle say KNN well talent acquisition should be those that want to sell you for a sum of money KNN aka 卖身契 KNN
 
My uncle say KNN well talent acquisition should be those that want to sell you for a sum of money KNN aka 卖身契 KNN
My uncle also say KNN he is amazed by those talent acquisititator whereby they can make people sign a 卖身契 and thereafter owning your life and in order to be free again you will have to pay them an exorbitant sum of money :cool: KNN did they gave birth to you to qualify for that ?:biggrin: KNN
 
NCOs = military specialists
storemen =warehouse specialists
cleaners = environmental specialists
Time -keepers = Social Distancing Ambassadors
CDC Vouchers Dispensers=Mayors
Personnel Officer = HR and Talent Acquistion Manager
Bus Driver = Bus Captain
Technician = Maintenance Specialist
Cheap Foreign Worker = Foreign Talent
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President of Singapore = Ceremonial Figurehead
 
My phone rings....

I answered.

Random Asshole on the other line: " Hi Mr XXX, I am Asshole XYZ from D-Bee-Ass Bank/H-Ass-Bee-C/ m&d-Bank. I will like to congratulate you.
Me: "Congratulate me for what?"
Random Asshole: "You have been selected to sign up for our premium platinum card"
Me: "How's that a good thing? Why do i have to be selected before i can get the card? You mean I cannot sign up on my own huh?"
Random Asshole: "Oh it means we are providing you a special service, by calling you and helping to process the application."
Me: "Please la.... i send in an application online, then u guys still have to process right?"
Random Asshole: ".....oh ok Sir , you have a good day!"
 
Clearly they have been passing around (selling?) user information. Or there's a data hack/leak.

Singtel data leak, MOH data leak.

Smart nation here we come! :biggrin:

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NCOs = military specialists
storemen =warehouse specialists
cleaners = environmental specialists
Time -keepers = Social Distancing Ambassadors
CDC Vouchers Dispensers=Mayors
Personnel Officer = HR and Talent Acquistion Manager
Bus Driver = Bus Captain
Technician = Maintenance Specialist
Cheap Foreign Worker = Foreign Talent
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Bhai,

The most annoying, irritating and nonsensical is Military Expert.!!
 
NCOs = military specialists
storemen =warehouse specialists
cleaners = environmental specialists
Time -keepers = Social Distancing Ambassadors
CDC Vouchers Dispensers=Mayors
Personnel Officer = HR and Talent Acquistion Manager
Bus Driver = Bus Captain
Technician = Maintenance Specialist
Cheap Foreign Worker = Foreign Talent
..........
..........
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It's all about making people feel good by being less than honest about reality.

It more or less sums up Lee Hsien Loong's reign.
 
Clearly they have been passing around (selling?) user information. Or there's a data hack/leak.

Singtel data leak, MOH data leak.

Smart nation here we come! :biggrin:

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Smart nation my balls la. It's just a feeble attempt from SG govt to create some useless jobs....hiring clowns to teach senior citizens how to use mobile phone and internet. Most of them are at the age where its only useful if they want to search online for info on coffins la.
 
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Talent Acquisition is a BS inflated title for HR recruiters, insurance agents' BS titles are Financial Consultant/Wealth Planner. This guy wanna whack cannot even get his basic 101 info correct. His head is so dumb that it is no wonder even his toes cannot resist laughing at it.
 
Talent Acquisition is a BS inflated title for HR recruiters, insurance agents' BS titles are Financial Consultant/Wealth Planner. This guy wanna whack cannot even get his basic 101 info correct. His head is so dumb that it is no wonder even his toes cannot resist laughing at it.

Yes talent acquisition refers to HR + Business development in some companies.
 
Talent acquistion is no use if you can't monetise your knowledge.
 
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