in defense of the pap

[OverTheCounter]

There is a method to write good satire. Sam and Rogue Trader among others do it well. There is always a little clue or degree of absurdity that is inherent.

Bro, better stick to the food and wine, leave the literary creativity to others. This is no different to a joke falling flat.

Typical response from a typical opposition diehard. Comrades Eatshit and Leongsam are true gentleman who dare to stand apart from the crazed crowd that has polluted this forum with pro-opposition bullshit and propaganda, and dared to speak their minds in the face of overwhelming unpopularity. That is what I call character -- the embodiment of the very essence of the PAP.

The tyranny of opposition supporters has sullied political discourse and their biased and hypocritical filth which they pass off as free speech stinks to high heaven. I shall have no part in this madness.

The PAP has provided my family and I a life that would have been considered in the realm of fantasy just two or three generations ago. For that, I am eternally grateful. I have therefore chosen also to speak up in defence of the PAP, and to speak truth unto power.

May the PAP progress!

OTC

 

[OverTheCounter]

there was this Samurai maverick
who wrote in great limerick
for folks who thought he was hiding
there he was and taken them riding

welcome back :p:p:p

Comrade Zhihau,

My heart cries for the great People's Action Party
which has provided Singaporeans a life of plenty!
Their values and their strength for which I thirst
Has brought Singapore from 3rd world to 1st!

So rise up, comrade, from your comfort zone
And ye shall never walk alone
Onwards we shall march, and we shall defend
the great nation that we call our Motherland!

 

[Krizalid]

Comrade Zhihau,

My heart cries for the great People's Action Party
which has provided Singaporeans a life of plenty!
Their values and their strength for which I thirst
Has brought Singapore from 3rd world to 1st!

So rise up, comrade, from your comfort zone
And ye shall never walk alone
Onwards we shall march, and we shall defend
the great nation that we call our Motherland!

Kiss my ass and call me daddy turncoat.

 

[Elite Killer]

OTC

Kiss my ass and call me daddy boy......

 

[NoBallsToTokMCH]

...

And suck my dick too as a bonus.

 

[eatshitndie]

Why does the PAP need to be defended? They've not done anything wrong. It's the voters who have.

Cheers!

a firm voice of reason in the dark
such genius many ideas do spark
brevity a hallmark of sharpness
a few words are enough to impress

there are allegations nonetheless
groundless accusations need redress
can't let baseless claims go unchallenged
attack on elites must be avenged

 

[eatshitndie]

I thought you said you were a foreigner below?

what's wrong with an alien defending
pappies which so far are outstanding
nothing stops foreigners from fawning
over good deeds so astonishing

 

[freedalas]

There is a method to write good satire. Sam and Rogue Trader among others do it well. There is always a little clue or degree of absurdity that is inherent.

Bro, better stick to the food and wine, leave the literary creativity to others. This is no different to a joke falling flat.

Even Leongsam falls flat at times. And of late, he's been falling flat with increasingly frequency.

 

[scroobal]

I forgot about you. Yes this is what satire is all about. There must be flow, use of proper language and poetic at the same time with underlying message very apparent.

Typical response from a typical opposition diehard. Comrades Eatshit and Leongsam are true gentleman who dare to stand apart from the crazed crowd that has polluted this forum with pro-opposition bullshit and propaganda, and dared to speak their minds in the face of overwhelming unpopularity. That is what I call character -- the embodiment of the very essence of the PAP.

The tyranny of opposition supporters has sullied political discourse and their biased and hypocritical filth which they pass off as free speech stinks to high heaven. I shall have no part in this madness.

The PAP has provided my family and I a life that would have been considered in the realm of fantasy just two or three generations ago. For that, I am eternally grateful. I have therefore chosen also to speak up in defence of the PAP, and to speak truth unto power.

May the PAP progress!

OTC

 

[eatshitndie]

Comrade Zhihau,

My heart cries for the great People's Action Party
which has provided Singaporeans a life of plenty!
Their values and their strength for which I thirst
Has brought Singapore from 3rd world to 1st!

So rise up, comrade, from your comfort zone
And ye shall never walk alone
Onwards we shall march, and we shall defend
the great nation that we call our Motherland!

excellent! an ally who do rhymes
looks like we are in the best of times
if my samurai friend doth join in
we shall rid this cesspool of all sin

 

[Ramseth]

I'm glad to see that you're in a poetic mood
That's how to speake cultured people should
Nevermind what to do the ruling party would
We'll still be doing only what and all we could

 

[scroobal]

He cheapens it by constant use. It has to be selectively applied and fit for the occasion. Dry wit is another. I know a lawyer who is well known for it that it has become intimidating when having negotiations.

Satire is also good to avoid lawsuits. 'Talking cock' was clearly to vent their frustrations and display their opposition to the govt policies acts and policiest. The Govt knew full well what was going on but let it slide as few understood and it was difficult to handle.

Even Leongsam falls flat at times. And of late, he's been falling flat with increasingly frequency.

 

[rusty]

what's wrong with an alien defending
pappies which so far are outstanding
nothing stops foreigners from fawning
over good deeds so astonishing

http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?109603-How-did-you-discover-this-forum&p=955249#post955249

Welcome back Champ. Still jam...trumpet or too old already?

 

[eatshitndie]

nanbeh so many poets here
all write so well
many in tears now
sharp tongues
vulgar mouths
heads swell so big
letters come
all become pricks...

there is no method to the madness
just let the shit flow on your mattress
and that's after you've humped your mistress
inspiration cums quick with de-stress

i'll stick to the four by nine meter
for as long as my lines can deter
wannabes who can't truly fathom
and can't string not one ultimatum

 

[kukubird58]

He cheapens it by constant use......

hahaha....this one hits the nail in the head.....
selective bull shitting may be acceptable but habitual bull shitting is a serious character flaw.
and only the demi god can get away with such Bull shitting, smart alec, "i know everything" attitude.....

 

[zhihau]

I forgot about you. Yes this is what satire is all about. There must be flow, use of proper language and poetic at the same time with underlying message very apparent.

have we all forgotten his Air-ness? now where's bro DOM when we need him... tsk...

 

[eatshitndie]

I'm glad to see that you're in a poetic mood
That's how to speake cultured people should
Nevermind what to do the ruling party would
We'll still be doing only what and all we could

testament of good education
thanks to the pappies for their vision
without which we won't have this session
they provide a top notch foundation

 

[eatshitndie]

http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?109603-How-did-you-discover-this-forum&p=955249#post955249

Welcome back Champ. Still jam...trumpet or too old already?

samurai is a good old ally
he's not i neither i samurai
cannot hold a candle to his speed
quick to rhyme quicker than you can read

hope he's alive to follow this thread
if you can assist, please help to spread
wish to draw him out from self exile
after old site was down for awhile

with his lines and overthecounter's
we three can thwart all mudderfuggers
shows the opps are devoid of talent
few 'gainst many we won't be silent

 

[eatshitndie]

Even Leongsam falls flat at times. And of late, he's been falling flat with increasingly frequency.

obviously you have an axe to grind
all your drivel is nothing but whine
if you have one iota of talent
you won't be here with clueless lament

 

[zhihau]

cannot hold a candle to his speed
quick to rhyme quicker than you can read

for a moment me thought you're him
almost decking you with praises and hymn
for where art thou O Samurai
you're like that rainbow in the sky