Quarantine one liners that will crack you up!
1. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
2. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
3. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4. every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
6. Quarantine Day 4-Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
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Quarantine one liners that will crack you up!
1. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
2. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
3. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4. every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
6. Quarantine Day 4-Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
7. I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
1. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
2. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
3. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4. every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
6. Quarantine Day 4-Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
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Quarantine one liners that will crack you up!
1. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
2. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
3. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4. every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
6. Quarantine Day 4-Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
7. I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
