If I want to spend Friday night outside and do not want to go home until Saturday afternoon, what is a good excuse to GF?

[bigcockman]

Any suggestions for me to adopt?

 

[red amoeba]

Silent mob.

 

[bigcockman]

Silent mob.

I never bring my SAF issued uniform, helmet and stuff out today. Still out and thinking of a good reason.

 

[Froggy]

Why don’t you bring her along so you don’t have to lie? It’ll be fun with company no?

 

[syed putra]

Poker. Or poke her. Its all up to you.

 

[A Singaporean]

Tell her you need some time to think since you find out she has been fucking a nigger or AMDK.

 

[sweetiepie]

Any suggestions for me to adopt?

KNN why do you need a trouble maker gf ? KNN

 

[bigcockman]

Why don’t you bring her along so you don’t have to lie? It’ll be fun with company no?

I want to spend the night with someone else.

 

[A Singaporean]

I want to spend the night with someone else.

Smart man. You are a teapot and he can fill many tea cups.

 

[Cottonmouth]

You have appointment with ginfreely.

 

[bigcockman]

I am really disappointed at Sammyboyers. I thought all the seniors here are full of experience and it's already coming to midnight and I am still wondering how to give an excuse to GF.

 

[eatshitndie]

tell her you play mahjong with kakis overnight. not 100% lying as mahjong involves hands massaging a little bird (mah jiok). she will understand the meaning of big cock man playing with little bird.

 

[Froggy]

I want to spend the night with someone else.

But why? Why would you do that? Your gf I believe is truthful and loyal to you, are you not happy with her? Think about it if she does that to you.

 

[mojito]

Say u need me time to touche your self. DND.

 

[bigcockman]

But why? Why would you do that? Your gf I believe is truthful and loyal to you, are you not happy with her? Think about it if she does that to you.

You are right Mr Froggy. I couldn't handle my guilt and so I went home at 2am this morning.

 

[A Singaporean]

You are right Mr Froggy. I couldn't handle my guilt and so I went home at 2am this morning.

You are a tea cup.

 

[red amoeba]

Say you want to find that foetus that she aborted without your knowledge

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

Pay few banglas to fuck her hard2