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If i discover an island where i would become the King, what will i do...

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I will put a rule to refuse any ugly women to step foot on my island
 
Then I will appoint @NanoSpeed as my Minister of Law so that he can make rules to ensure virgins are real virgins and not just by swearing they are virgins
 
I will allow anyone to come into my country without even the need of a passport…something like SG style.
 
I will appoint, @Cottonmouth as my Chief of Police Force so that he can ensure all siaolangs especially siaocharbohs be rounded up and executed
 
In order to do that, I will set up a Privy Council with Grandpa @glockman as my Kingdom Advisor to decide which woman is allowed in.
We can chip in to buy an island, there are a few for sale. And yes only chio women with big titties and long nipples are allowed to set foot on our island paradise.:biggrin:
 
Then I will appoint @NanoSpeed as my Minister of Law so that he can make rules to ensure virgins are real virgins and not just by swearing they are virgins
I prefer the job of Minister of Education.

I will inculcate in the offspring of your citizens good morals and abstain from sex before marriage.

Any citizen caught "housemating" with the opposite sex will be sent to your Chief of Police Force for flogging.
 
I prefer the job of Minister of Education.

I will inculcate in the offspring of your citizens good morals and abstain from sex before marriage.

Any citizen caught "housemating" with the opposite sex will be sent to your Chief of Police Force for flogging.
Ok, you can be I'm charge of both Ministries. But only one pay ok. No double pay :roflmao:
 
I prefer the job of Minister of Education.

I will inculcate in the offspring of your citizens good morals and abstain from sex before marriage.

Any citizen caught "housemating" with the opposite sex will be sent to your Chief of Police Force for flogging.
you governing an island or starting a church?
 
GG will be your Minister of Health.

She will remove the authority of the doctors to issue MC and all other certificates.

Among others, virginity will be determined by swearing.
 
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