I went to Woodbridge IMH and mingle with the lunatics and nearly lost my Brain!

[QXD]

Hmmm...multiple posts answering to yourself...big cannon boasts that are obviously lies...hints of sexual innuendo...

We are watching...

Yes,there is a desktop computer for the lunatics to use in the lounge where they can watch tv,read newspaper,drink kopi..etc..miss muppet told me the desktop computer too suffer a breakdown and has since been sent for repair at the computer shop...she shake her head and told me most of these lunatics lost their pin number(memory)and no medicine in the world can cure them..only miracles.
Before i leave i donate $300 to IMH for its upkeeping and hopefully they can buy a new brain scanning machine to get help these poor folks find back their pin number.

Seriously one day if all else fail for me,i might consider to retire there where i can have chio nusres to look after me,bath me and sayang me without having to worry about outrage of modesty of them(molestation is not in the dictionary of lunatics),they will be thrown out of the subordinate court windows..yes the IMH is indeed a Bintan Lagoon Beach Resort,they have tennis court,football field i can form a soocer team there too..too bad i cant see a lagoon there though.

 

[i_am_belle]

lurve this post !

i like reading posts written in this stream-of-consciousness style ... no worries abt grammar, sentence structure, vocab ... all those things that yr GP teacher taught u all thrown out the window ... :p

 

[hotbot]

seriously, i spoke to a stranger in my neighbourhood the other morning as he seems friendly. According to him, he came from Chinese High and he is only 36. Good spoken Mandarin, I believe! Somehow he fell ill and was diagnosed with schizophrenia. If you talk to him, you will find him a normal guy. I thought that such calibre from Chinese High comes to such a waste. Sometimes, life is really unfair.