I just went to Empress Dowager funeral on the advice of a SBF Bro.

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On the brillant idea of a SBF bro tat this could be a rare opportunity to widen my network with the rich and famous,i thought why not,maybe with luck it could happen,so arm with a stack of my name card and wearing a fake rolex which i just bought , i went to the Funeral of MM wife tis afternoon at 12pm.
on arriving at the istana with full of expectation in the meantime i had to control my bladder cause i forgot to pee in the morning:o..i was ask to wait in long queue..while wating in the queue i saw the a friend the boss of cruiseship LJ in front wiping off his sweat with his handkerchief in the sweltering heat,no luck,he already have my name card years ago.
as we pass the security checkpoint and while waiting for the bus to take us there i saw a long time reservist chap..we chatted and he told me he is in the renovation business,no point in giving each other namecard,because i will probally throw it into the next bin(too many reno namecards in my drawer already)he vice versa mine too probally,so we just exchange hp no.

as we approach the sri temasek..there were two entance one for public and another for organise tour group tat as usual queue was long..in there i saw HY and HC like a timid kitten...now where is the namecard tat i am suppose to handout.:confused:..i target to give out at least 3 namecards happy liao:D

on the way back out of the istana..i saw in the queue another friend who is a director in his family casket/coffin business in sin ming ave with his wife paying their respect..thank god he didnt give me his namecard..i am outta of there as fast as i can,quickly head to the nearest toilet in plaza spura to pee:p..

on the way back in the MRT,i still think you guys are the still smartest,shaking legs in the your aircon office and i am a kay kiang obedient spastic maggot:o.

all in all it was quite a humbling experience...went in to venture nothing gain.:o
 
On the brillant idea of a SBF bro tat this could be a rare opportunity to widen my network with the rich and famous,i thought why not,maybe with luck it could happen,so arm with a stack of my name card and wearing a fake rolex which i just bought , i went to the Funeral of MM wife tis afternoon at 12pm.

If all the opposition are like you, can't tell difference between funeral and a wake, the PAP have nothing to worry about. :D
 
I find it absolutely mind boggling! i told the usher i need to pee urgently at the sri temaksek and he told me just hang in there..he told me they need two security guards to follow me to the toilet..i told him forget it and control my bladder pain barrier:rolleyes:
 
so did you see Hsien Loong and Ho Jinx live?
Did you pass them your namecard?:D
 
If all the opposition are like you, can't tell difference between funeral and a wake, the PAP have nothing to worry about. :D

haha. that's really funny. Perhaps he went to the wrong place? Now, whose funeral was that?
 
haha. that's really funny. Perhaps he went to the wrong place? Now, whose funeral was that?

Bro,I swear upon God i was there..i saw Ho Ching live..as we both bow down to pay our respect we had a quick look at it each other eye to eye,small sparks were flying about..she indeed had a eye of a tiger.;)
 
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