I had lunch with my ex housemate at hawker centre...then I asked her why 猪肠粉 got no pork...

[metanoia]

.....She scolded me Boh Liao Chee Bye retard....

Feels quite shiok just now kana scolded...

 

[syed putra]

Can give her number?

 

[batman1]

Should be called Chee Cheong Fun.

 

[Dreamliner787]

@metanoia:
Sis… why this chee cheong fun so naked one? Not even a single piece of pork leh?

Housemate:
Because that’s not chee cheong fun, my guy. That’s my retired tampon, reincarnated as breakfast.

@metanoia:
…then why you baptise it in chilli sauce until so red???

Housemate:
Chilli sauce your head. That’s my uterus doing a soft reboot.

@metanoia:
Wah serious ah. Very authentic taste sia.

Housemate:
Yeah. Free-range. Organic. Harvested monthly.

@metanoia:
Can add extra spring onion or not?

Housemate:
Ask my ovaries.

 

[glockman]

.....She scolded me Boh Liao Chee Bye retard....

Feels quite shiok just now kana scolded...

are you sure she's not gin, or at least related to her?

 

[metanoia]

are you sure she's not gin, or at least related to her?

Nope. I purposely wanted to trigger her angmo accent way of saying cheebye. Quite cute.

 

[myfoot123]

.....She scolded me Boh Liao Chee Bye retard....

Feels quite shiok just now kana scolded...

Aiya!! She did not offer you her Chee Bye Fun?