I Farted in the Lift Just Now...

[zhihau]

I recommend lactulose. Clear your bowels of the crap and bac. No more foul smelling fart thereafter.

 

[AhMeng]

you're absolutely disgusting!

Looks like you never fart before in your entire life...

 

[AhMeng]

I recommend lactulose. Clear your bowels of the crap and bac. No more foul smelling fart thereafter.

nah...i like papayas... shit also got papaya smell...very aromatic

 

[FunnyAhmad]

My sibling Farti Ahmad can fart at will.

 

[po2wq]

... managed to make the fart soundless ...

yesterday bols ... 2day fart ... 2molo wat? ...

 

[AhMeng]

My sibling Farti Ahmad can fart at will.

i hope his fart doesnt stain his pants when he apply to much strength

 

[FunnyAhmad]

He no need to force , it comes naturally.

i hope his fart doesnt stain his pants when he apply to much strength

 

[Flozzy]

This is disgusting... freaking low class soul... of all places u fart in a crowed lift..I will use my handbag to whack your stupid monkey face if i am in the lift!

 

[AhMeng]

This is disgusting... freaking low class soul... of all places u fart in a crowed lift..I will use my handbag to whack your stupid monkey face if i am in the lift!

your handbag maybe too expensive for my monkey face

 

[looneytan]

when I fart in public place like in a lift or a train I will quickly hold my nose and give a look of disdain to a guy next to me

Hahahaha.... me too...

there was one time I did that to a girl she cried and shouted "I did not fart, it was not me" ... so I replied "I did not say you fart, what"

 

[AhMeng]

there was one time I did that to a girl she cried and shouted "I did not fart, it was not me" ... so I replied "I did not say you fart, what"

whahahahaha....kena tekan for no reason...whahahahahaha

 

[SubZero]

Was going to meet some clients at their building in MBFC just now...

Went there...clear their rubbish security and make myself to the lift...

Inside the damn crowded lift...had this uncontrollable urge to fart...so i held my breath...alas....lift too many stops but luckily i managed to make the fart soundless .... phew....

wtf... next thing i know...i could smell the fart...so act blur loh...

i see some put their hands over the nose...so i pretend as well...hehehehe.....

Did u say 'excuse me and sorry after that?

 

[AhMeng]

Did u say 'excuse me and sorry after that?

never lah... just pretend not me lor...say sorry and excuse me sure kena cold stares from the aunties in the lift...

 

[Agoraphobic]

Of course in a crowded lift lah! Or a crowded bus. mrt train. If one farts in a deserted place and no one is there to sniff and appreciate the aroma, its wasted gas. You stupid or what?

Cheers!

This is disgusting... freaking low class soul... of all places u fart in a crowed lift..I will use my handbag to whack your stupid monkey face if i am in the lift!

 

[rocket]

Wah meng!!!
No good lah..why do that

u should hold it n push back then burp through mouth.

 

[AhMeng]

Wah meng!!!
No good lah..why do that

u should hold it n push back then burp through mouth.

u try doing that first then video and post here leh...

 

[WongMengMeng]

This is nothing. I farted on the plane. Must be the curry I ate. Not once not twice nor thrice but at least one every 10 minutes for like 2 hours.

I can see the couple on the opposite aisle, the man cannot tahan and the beautiful Korean wife or girlfriend start to giggle. I wanted to burst out in laughter, but have to control myself.

I will have a LONG life. Someone post article in SBF that said study shows that those who fart a lot will live to at least 90. Unless the study miss out something, like you have to work for the Kempeitei as a "translator". Bwahahahahaha!

 

[SAMMMYBOY]

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i believed this is first time after 40yrs to 50yrs
that you had farted in MBFC,
so its pretty OK.
.

 

[tonychat]

Was going to meet some clients at their building in MBFC just now...

Went there...clear their rubbish security and make myself to the lift...

Inside the damn crowded lift...had this uncontrollable urge to fart...so i held my breath...alas....lift too many stops but luckily i managed to make the fart soundless .... phew....

wtf... next thing i know...i could smell the fart...so act blur loh...

i see some put their hands over the nose...so i pretend as well...hehehehe.....

Who gives a fuck...

 

[AhMeng]

Who gives a fuck...

You should cos you are a Big Fuck