I Farted in the Lift Just Now...

[AhMeng]

Was going to meet some clients at their building in MBFC just now...

Went there...clear their rubbish security and make myself to the lift...

Inside the damn crowded lift...had this uncontrollable urge to fart...so i held my breath...alas....lift too many stops but luckily i managed to make the fart soundless .... phew....

wtf... next thing i know...i could smell the fart...so act blur loh...

i see some put their hands over the nose...so i pretend as well...hehehehe.....

 

[syed putra]

Maybe some girls who are sordid may get wet smelling it. They imagine swallowing your shit.

 

[VPutin]

Hope u did not press every button otherwise everyone will be staring at you.

 

[parrardee]

Lucky the lift didnt jam after you fart otherwise the rest of the people there sure to die of poisoning.

 

[50000]

Bro,

you fart smelly fart and sit too long on toilet until auto flush keep flushing .....better get your system checked out....long term no good...

 

[BuiKia]

CB! It was you loh...and I thought it was ah Seng. I even scolded him.

 

[AhMeng]

CB! It was you loh...and I thought it was ah Seng. I even scolded him.

Boh pian...everyday eat so much pineapples and papayas...bowels very active...as i am typing this...i am in the toilet shitting....whahahaha....this auto flush quite good...never anyone flush .... whahahahaha

 

[SAMMMYBOY]

Was going to meet some clients at their building in MBFC just now...



i see some put their hands over the nose...so i pretend as well...hehehehe.....

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MBFC=Meng's Butt Farting Centre?
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its a honest mistake,
Lets move on.
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No ambulances were damaged during the fart.
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[munchlanchau]

Boh pian...everyday eat so much pineapples and papayas...bowels very active...as i am typing this...i am in the toilet shitting....whahahaha....this auto flush quite good...never anyone flush .... whahahahaha

you seriously need psychiatric medications

 

[looneytan]

when I fart in public place like in a lift or a train I will quickly hold my nose and give a look of disdain to a guy next to me

 

[AhMeng]

when I fart in public place like in a lift or a train I will quickly hold my nose and give a look of disdain to a guy next to me

Hahahaha.... me too...

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

luckily screwball doesn't post anymore as in using his scroobal moniker if not he would be starting endless threads on forummers posting "bo liao" threads on pointless topics like this instead of his hot gossip threads on so called important people of sinkland.

 

[looneytan]

I love Fishy Pie kind of thread

 

[laksaboy]

Hahahaha.... me too...

Have you ever rode a lift alone, then suddenly smelled a fart which was not yours?

 

[AhMeng]

luckily screwball doesn't post anymore as in using his scroobal moniker if not he would be starting endless threads on forummers posting "bo liao" threads on pointless topics like this instead of his hot gossip threads on so called important people of sinkland.

Farting is an important issue. It affects everyone. Who doesn't fart must be seriously ill or dead.

 

[AhMeng]

Have you ever rode a lift alone, then suddenly smelled a fart which was not yours?

Nope i have not...but i have farted loudly in an empty lift before...no one around mah...so bochap..

I guess u must have walk into the loft after i alighted..

 

[eatshitndie]

you're absolutely disgusting!

 

[Agoraphobic]

Farting is not a crime. It is a natural human process. It is healthy. One should not be ashamed of farting. God never told Moses to tell the people "Thou shall not fart." Please remove all these negative feeling and sentiments over a perfectly normal activity. Fart freely!!!

Cheers!

 

[sochi2014]

There is an old saying.

A silent dog can kill a person!!

 

[Seee3]

Farting is the release of gas from the digestive system. It can be caused by food such as onion which produce lots of gas during the digestion process. If could also be due to poor digestion causing decomposition of food in the system which releases foul smelling gas. If could also be due to swallowing of air, that is not chewing the food. Farting helps to clear toxic gas. But excessive smelly fart may be a sign of indigestion.