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Krafty , someone take your place on sat 5 Nov 11 at bedok reserviour
Krafty , someone take your place on sat 5 Nov 11 at bedok reserviour
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i am going to bedok reservoir
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I suspect he is waiting to be #8
AIO Ramseth: Now tell me, what the hell are you doing in Bedok Reservoir at 4 a.m.?
Krafty: LKY cronies were tormenting me, so I wanted to commit suicide.
AIO Ramseth: Who tormented you?
Krafty: Ho Kum Hean
AIO Ramseth: When was that?
Krafty: 17 years ago.
AIO Ramseth *dials IMH number*
Krafty: Eh, can change IO to that Chiobu who just walked past or not?
AIO Ramseth: Hey Alice, you want to take over this case, this guy is saying you're a chiobu.
IO Alice: Come over here. (Ramseth went aside with her.) How many times must I tell you not to call me Alice in police station. You can only call me that in bed, understand?
AIO Ramseth: Yes ma'am. How about that Krafty guy?
IO Alice: I've no time for this shit. You can let this new AIO Singh here takeover. You're relieved of your duty now. Tonight we go where makan?
AIO Singh: Thanks ma'am. The pleasure will be all mine, ma'am.
Krafty:
Krafty: LKY cronies were tormenting me, so I wanted to commit suicide.
AIO Ramseth: Who tormented you?
Krafty: Ho Kum Hean
AIO Ramseth: When was that?
Krafty: 17 years ago.
AIO Ramseth *dials IMH number*
Krafty: Eh, can change IO to that Chiobu who just walked past or not?
AIO Ramseth: Hey Alice, you want to take over this case, this guy is saying you're a chiobu.
IO Alice: Come over here. (Ramseth went aside with her.) How many times must I tell you not to call me Alice in police station. You can only call me that in bed, understand?
AIO Ramseth: Yes ma'am. How about that Krafty guy?
IO Alice: I've no time for this shit. You can let this new AIO Singh here takeover. You're relieved of your duty now. Tonight we go where makan?
AIO Singh: Thanks ma'am. The pleasure will be all mine, ma'am.
Krafty:
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AIO Singh: Thanks ma'am. The pleasure will be all mine, ma'am.
Krafty:
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
what's so funny, you fucking piece of shit, only know how to suck your master LBH's cock,oh...he is no longer a MP leh...:oIo:
What the fuck lah, why you still here?
阎罗王 kicked him out of hell. Now he has nowhere to go. Everywhere also full of LKY's cronies. His spirit wanted to fly back to Bedok Reservoir but "the water was too cold"
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lianbeng replies krafty, "there's a fish pond inside buangkok holiday resort lah - see u there!"
Just throw the ashes into any longkang, it will get to the sea eventually.
I sponsor boat trip to sprinkle Krafty bone ash to the sea... "Au You Si Hai" for him
No need, pang sai Liao flush together with your poo. Anyway hes full of shit.
Good riddance!
You guys don't be so mean ok!
This will be a lesser forum without our resident sulk.
Krafty, I understand.
This will be a lesser forum without our resident sulk.
Krafty, I understand.
The wife no nnp.
Talking Donkey
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another dead body found in bedok reservoir just now.
another dead body found in bedok reservoir just now.
NO, you got it all wrong.
According to Leeporters' journalism standards:
A man fell into the reservoir and drowned.
Just like:
A man fell onto the MRT tracks and was hit by an incoming train.
That's because everyone is happy in Sinkieland and no one would want to commit suicide in this paradise island.
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