I am depressed cos My best friend is more pretty than me....sigh....

[SadPlumpGirl]

Ditch your best friend and make another girl who is plumper and uglier than you as your new best friend. Surround yourself with girlfriends who are uglier than you and plumper than you. This will make you stick out as the pretty one.

but my friends are all pretty.....how

 

[BubbleTea]

but my friends are all pretty.....how

go mastubate lah....twit!

 

[Flozzy]

this girl has an inferrity complex!

 

[SuAnn]

claasic case of a chow ah gua!

 

[Frankiestine]

no one wanna befriend me cos i am plump....

post this in Sammyboyforum and I am sure you will become very popular overnight...