How you urinate determines what kind of person you are.

[zhihau]

I have a bad back and a weak pelvis. Why? Because I never do tantric sex.

Tantric sex is the bestest!

but I also need surgery to fix the spine leh

 

[glockman]

Tantric sex is the bestest!

but I also need surgery to fix the spine leh

I am thinking maybe you overdo liao. You're a jabber, remember?!

 

[syed putra]

You got a pussy?

Too long. If pissing, it goes all over like fireman hose.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Too long. If pissing, it goes all over like fireman hose.

Put inside the toilet bowl, when you flush can wash.

 

[eatshitndie]

aye, when you can smell the pee while peeing, means aerosolized already

that’s why i sit, place a paper towel over opening, and wear a mask. quite fool and full proof.

 

[Balls2U]

Put inside the toilet bowl, when you flush can wash.

Pee into Gin's sewage hole.

 

[nirvarq]

Sad, some people got split personality the pee spilt to different directions when it comes out. When aim one in the other/s surely outside.............

Because lanjiao too short and the stream is weak usually it just flows down the balls and then the legs.... answering for a friend.

 

[laksaboy]

Sad, some people got split personality the pee spilt to different directions when it comes out. When aim one in the other/s surely outside............. answering for a friend.

Too much sex, the woman's vagina has destroyed the man's urethra.

 

[mojito]

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Look to me like SG political compass.

Stealth: Worker Party
Question authority: Lim Team
Establish presence (make noise): PSP Leung and other oppies parties
Assert dominance (splash on own seat): Donkey Calvin Cheng and other PAP shills

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

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how about pooping ?...........