How Would You Spin a rocket Failure?

[jubilee1919]

The failure was sabotaged by the American, They have used high tech technology to intercept the rocket and blew it in the air.

Yes, this was some who were sure the US sabotage but they are keeping mum about it. Who knows?

 

[groober2011]

Official story : North Korean rocket fails, falls in South Korean seas.

North Korea state TV : Eternal leaders rocket becomes glorious submarine to fool the puppet forces of the West.

 

[Sunstreaker]

the news reported that those NK officials held responsible for the rocket failure are going to concentration camps. luckily never chop head.

 

[groober2011]

 

[myo539]

The failure was sabotaged by the American, They have used high tech technology to intercept the rocket and blew it in the air.

North Koreans like to blame everything negative on the Americans and South Koreans - though they don't mind receiving their economic or humanitarian aids.

Like some of our forummers here - they blame everything on the government including their diarrhoea and constipation but they don't mind receiving government subsidies - flats, housing or medical services.

Only difference is that these S'poreans will KPKB that all the subsidies are never enough.

 

[Debonerman]

North Koreans like to blame everything negative on the Americans and South Koreans - though they don't mind receiving their economic or humanitarian aids.

Like some of our forummers here - they blame everything on the government including their diarrhoea and constipation but they don't mind receiving government subsidies - flats, housing or medical services.

Only difference is that these S'poreans will KPKB that all the subsidies are never enough.

Dear, dear I didn't know you were here today. I missed you.......LOL

 

[Papsmearer]

You are Minister of Communications and the Arts (aka Propaganda) in DPRK, and your Esteemed Leeder's much anticipated rocket launch has just disintegrated into 20 pieces a minute after takeoff. Esteemed Leeder is furious and has already executed the Minister of Science & Technology. He turns to you and says, 'make sure the people and the world knows the "truth" of this glorious technological leap!'

You say, 'Yes, Leeder Plenipotentiary.'

Question: How would you spin this into a success story?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17698438

Very simple. They should send someone to S'pore and see how the PAP smoke peasants with their failures. Some examples:


"This Failure is only a once in 50 years occurence. Donch worry"

"This failure was a result of underpaying our generals and politicians. From now on, they will all earn million $ salaries. This will ensure we have the bestest of the best"

"There was a US Army drone spying on our rocket site just prior to the launch. We reprogrammed the missile, and it destroyed the drone over our launch site. Hence, this missile test is a success"