How Would You Spin a rocket Failure?

[HTOLAS]

You are Minister of Communications and the Arts (aka Propaganda) in DPRK, and your Esteemed Leeder's much anticipated rocket launch has just disintegrated into 20 pieces a minute after takeoff. Esteemed Leeder is furious and has already executed the Minister of Science & Technology. He turns to you and says, 'make sure the people and the world knows the "truth" of this glorious technological leap!'

You say, 'Yes, Leeder Plenipotentiary.'

Question: How would you spin this into a success story?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17698438

 

[sukhoi-30]

The failure of the North's rocket launch indicated serious flaws in the rocket technologies that the North thought it can master easily. As reported by the world media, it crashes just a few minutes after it was launched. This is an embarassment to the DPRK.

However, besides the north, the South Koreans too was unsuccessful in launching its own satellite even with the joint assistance of the Russians. It failed during the 2009, its first time and subsequently in 2010 which also exploded 148 seconds after it was launched.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10292398

Both the North and South Koreans are having a rat race of sort in space technology although the North's actions often were admonished by the West.

 

[mollusk]

A minor setback i would say.Nvw, we will try again.This time we will use a bigger rocket..

 

[Jlokta]

Question: How would you spin this into a success story?

1. Learn from our esteemed leader - LTY "Locket failurer is unaboidable"

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/mrt-disruptions-unavoidable--lui-tuck-yew.html

2. If people still kpkb - BYK "Citizens should reflect why the locket failed"?

3. All else fail - PL "Its an hornest mistake, lets move on".

still buey sai, then lockup all those kbkp one lah.
not like they've not done it before.

 

[ZorrorroZ]

Hire comical ali to spin:

 

[keling is shit]

NK : our great nation has successfully launched an assault missile at 0900hrs today. 3 mins into the launch, our missile reached its intended target and successfully disintegrate the target into 20 odd small pieces.

this is another great leap for our nation. long live dear/great leader kim. long live north korea army.

 

[steffychun]

The leader is a youngster. Buy him an iPad with rockets as the screen saver.

 

[Cestbon]

If the N.Korea can learn from the failure and improve/solve the problem then is a success. But it have fail 3 time using Teapodong type.
Only that they make it bigger this time.
Few billion blow up in the air.

 

[Clone]

Question: How would you spin this into a success story?

There ish only one Ri Chun-hee!

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[jonngoh]

The leader is a youngster. Buy him an iPad with rockets as the screen saver.

Also tell him to play with it whole heartedly, and very soon he'll master the art of the game, then he'll become another BG like some other great leeder's son.

 

[jw5]

It was meant to be a missile test, but in order not to hit our neighbours, it was diverted into the sea.

 

[Ash007]

With this of course.

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[red amoeba]

failure is the mother of success.

 

[steffychun]

Also tell him to play with it whole heartedly, and very soon he'll master the art of the game, then he'll become another BG like some other great leeder's son.

He is a four star or five star already. Outranks cancer BG

 

[freedalas]

N Korea never had the real intention of a successful launch as with all its past rocket launches. It was a strategic move to rattle and get the US, Europe and its allies all worked up. And at the same time, earned N Korea some bargaining power for more aid. In other words, it was engineered to fail, which is even more difficult to do because it had to be timed in such a way that the debris and other parts do not fall into other countries territories. N Korea has won another psychological move.

 

[RonRon]

The failure was sabotaged by the American, They have used high tech technology to intercept the rocket and blew it in the air.

 

[eatshitndie]

dearest glorious people of the d p r k
last night while drinking soju and eating chapjae
our great nation has just joined the space foray
no longer are we shoved behind and kept at bay
by the evil west, japan and the r o k
we do what we wish and we achieve what we say
one more complaint from them and we will make them pay
the glorious rocket reached space and all was ok
it could've gone to mars but we decided to stay
we stopped the next stage before it's too far away
we blew it up for a large fireworks display
to celebrate our late great founder's birthday

 

[Marican]

This is a divine revealation from our dear leader the time is not due yet.It will come where the world shall witness the power of a great nation we are.

 

[Agoraphobic]

They don't call it Rocket Science for nothing.

Cheers!

 

[steffychun]

Aiyah, rocket for what? He's more interested in how much champagne he can drink a day or who is cleaning is toe nails for him