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Politics 101 - Nothing good to say, say as little as possible
Peasantpore: Flash floods, aka 'Flash Ponding' occurred in central and northern parts of Peasantpore on Wednesday evening.
The national water agency PUB, staffed by inept fat cats and Half Breed Viv crowed flash floods are found in Ang Mo Kio and Gambas Avenue, both low end peasant enclaves. This valuable hint reveals no action will be taken since peasants are viewed with utter contempt by lackeys and minions.
Now for the good news, the flash ponds at peasant enclave Ang Mo Kio subsided within 15 minutes but if the ponds appear at Oxley Road or Bukit Timah for a mere second, you can expect some PUB fat cats to write a Jane Austen style report to Old Autocrat.
Traffic at Gambas Avenue was still passable and the floods subsided within 40 minutes, implying that ponding in peasants' enclaves can be ignored. Only dumbos will do nothing for flooding at Bukit Timah or Oxley Road.
There were also alerts on flood risks at Thompson Walk and Mayflower Avenue but both wealthy areas are declared safe due to expensive anti-flood measures compared to nothing at peasant enclaves.
Politics 101 - Nothing good to say, say as little as possible
Peasantpore: Flash floods, aka 'Flash Ponding' occurred in central and northern parts of Peasantpore on Wednesday evening.
The national water agency PUB, staffed by inept fat cats and Half Breed Viv crowed flash floods are found in Ang Mo Kio and Gambas Avenue, both low end peasant enclaves. This valuable hint reveals no action will be taken since peasants are viewed with utter contempt by lackeys and minions.
Now for the good news, the flash ponds at peasant enclave Ang Mo Kio subsided within 15 minutes but if the ponds appear at Oxley Road or Bukit Timah for a mere second, you can expect some PUB fat cats to write a Jane Austen style report to Old Autocrat.
Traffic at Gambas Avenue was still passable and the floods subsided within 40 minutes, implying that ponding in peasants' enclaves can be ignored. Only dumbos will do nothing for flooding at Bukit Timah or Oxley Road.
There were also alerts on flood risks at Thompson Walk and Mayflower Avenue but both wealthy areas are declared safe due to expensive anti-flood measures compared to nothing at peasant enclaves.
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