House of Lee Regime In Double Fix Paradox Over Rebel Khan's Case

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Transmodified from Mouth Piece CNA hxxps://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/raeesah-khan-committee-privileges-parliament-2342486

PEASANTPORE: The Poodle of the Lackey of Imperial said on Friday (Nov 26) that the Committee of Sex Privileges has reluctantly begun its work into a complaint against Labour's Peasants' Representative Raeesah Khan (WP-Sengkang).

"It will consider Ruler Loong's whims and fancies pertaining to the complaint referred to it. The Sex Committee will present its report to Imperial Court in due course," said the Lackey Office, in response to Mouthpiece CNA's queries.

The Poodle of the Lackey of Imperial Court added that meetings of select committees are held in private to deny peasants and Jane Austen rebels an opportunity to make minions or lackeys look stupid.

Rebel Khan was referred to the Sex Committee of Purges for breach of Imperial Court privilege after she admitted on Nov 1 to lying in Imperial Court about lying about accompanying a 25 year old rape victim to Poodle station regarding the details of a case of sexual assault, which she had claimed was mishandled by the Poodles.

This prompted Gestapo and Kangaroo 山木庚 and many lackeys to divert the attention to demonise rebel Khan.

However after some hard thinking, 山木庚 recused himself from the fiasco and requested the proceeds to be held in private after many Jane Austen rebels highlighted that many regime minions and lackeys are and even late Despot LKY were routinely lying during Imperial Court debates or proceedings. 山木庚, in short realised, all politicians lie but not all are caught with pants down!!

Lies that everyone in Imperial Court Routine sprouts without a heartbeat

1. Majority of peasants are homeowners when they are merely tenants of their pigeonholes.
2. White horses are labelled to ensure no special treatment during National Serfship but many are granted boons e.g. Patrick Tan as Military Scientist
3. Halimah is Malay but father is Indian.

In fact, some Jane Austen rebels said that if Despot LKY was Pinocchio, his nose would have extended to Kuala Lumpur. Many examples of LKY 'double-speak' or lies are

1. You can get your all CPF monies by age 55;
2. All LKY political opponents e.g. Lim Chin Siong, Francis Seow, Deng Liang Hong or Chee are either Communists, Marxists, racists or psychopaths;
3. Vincent Cheng and his naive buddies are Euro Marxists;
4. Smart parents will have smart children and the list goes on and on ....

The Minions of the Sex Committee considering Rebel Khan's case are:

1. Speaker of Imperial Court Overtime Tan CJ,
2. Minion for Asiatic Culture and Peasant Youth Million Dollar $dwin Tong,
3. Minion for Ponding Gracie Fu Manchu,
4. Senior Minion of Regime for Peasant-power Zaqi Mohamad,
5. National Social Engineering Minion Desperado Lee,

Minions Tong and Zaqy are forced to stand in in for 山木庚, Minister for Social, and Peasant Enslavement Masuku Homeless-By-Choice and Leader of the Imperial Court Indraneh Rojak, who have cleverly recused themselves from the stupid proceedings.