hilary clinton

[erection2015]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to
the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls
to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied,
"the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their
beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied,
"I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver
and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't
stop it."

 

[groober2011]

I'm Hillary Clinton's driver
and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't
stop it."

Bill also said something like that to Mona Lewinsky and she blew him away.

 

[lianbeng]

lianbeng believed he had excellent medium rare steak also.

 

[erection2015]

she blew him real good man.

Bill also said something like that to Mona Lewinsky and she blew him away.