"Hi! i m Nelson Tan. my friend benny has AIDS....."

[leetahbar]

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi! how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". From next door, ..."Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions!

 

[Ramseth]

You never change. Still with those funny stories.

 

[lianbeng]

lianbeng says, "nelson tan in chinese is 鸟生蛋！"

 

[erection2015]

sorry that i irritated you when you were trying to carry out your bodily functions bro :(.

That was me trying to chat you up.

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi! how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". From next door, ..."Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions!

 

[po2wq]

lianbeng says, "nelson tan in chinese is 鸟生蛋！"

benny is wat den? ... 笨你? ...

 

[leetahbar]

benny already 去卖咸蛋 gone to sell salted eggs....if u know the real meaning to this phrase.

 

[leetahbar]

since it's the HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVAL, nelson tan would be burning a big paper cockscrew for salted egg seller benny.

 

[leetahbar]

After a long night of making love, ah loong notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand. He nervously asks,"Is this your husband?" "No, silly," she replies. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says. "Is it your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured."'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear, "That's me before the surgery."

 

[refulgence]

Thanks for a good laugh. The jokes made my day.

 

[leetahbar]

belson and benny had a son

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a
surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born,

they rush to the hospital.A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom

are crying and screaming but over in the corner, one baby is smiling

serenely.A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she

points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful!" one gay says

to the other. 'All these unhappy babies and yet our baby is so happy.

"This just proves the superiority of gay love!"The nurse says, "Oh sure,

he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out

of his ass.

 

[QXD]

Re: belson and benny had a son

noted for future reference

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a
surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born,

they rush to the hospital.A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom

are crying and screaming but over in the corner, one baby is smiling

serenely.A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she

points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful!" one gay says

to the other. 'All these unhappy babies and yet our baby is so happy.

"This just proves the superiority of gay love!"The nurse says, "Oh sure,

he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out

of his ass.

 

[QXD]

noted for future reference

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi! how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". From next door, ..."Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions!

 

[QXD]

noted for future reference

After a long night of making love, ah loong notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand. He nervously asks,"Is this your husband?" "No, silly," she replies. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says. "Is it your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured."'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear, "That's me before the surgery."

 

[leetahbar]

doesn't it look strange that stalker like the QXD would appear in my every thread? (the rest of his clones minions are fr the same source by the way). wanna read and wanna flame....such a sorry queer soul!

qxd, jote this for your future reference.