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PEASANTPORE: Education Minon Heng $wee $wee said he is "very happy" that Peasantpore's 15-year-old peasants have done "very, very well" - proving that a dose of Asiatic rote learning does the trick when acing Programme for International Peasant Student Assessment (PISA).
Minion Heng said he is "very proud" to be able to waltz into Ministry of Evil, (MoE), ride on peasant students, teachers and schools coat-tails and now has bragging rights to be the top minion and someday he may be the non-familee Prime Minion. Note that other high flying minions e.g. Overtime Tan and Kee-Chew both had arse luck and are hounded continuously by Jane Austen's inspired dissenters daily.
PISA is run by the Ang Moh Economic Slavery Organisation, and this year 65 education systems took part to show they can produce cheap drones for Ang Moh merchants.
When it comes to computer-based math and science requiring rote learning, Peasantpore students were the best performers.
Writing on his Facebook page on Wednesday, Minion Heng said despite the deliberate under-spending on cheap peasant schools, the cheap rote learning tricks are able to pull some wool over the PISA jokers. Hence MoE now has more firepower to justify more fundings for elite schools. The important thing is that well connected parents can rest assured that elite schools will continue to receive out-of-proportionate funding from MoE.
Minion Heng said that he has a run of good luck because Peasantpore's peasant students' scores are better this time than when Peasantpore first took part in PISA in 2009 under previous 'do nothing' MoE Minions.
This Heng $wee $wee has the mandate of the Heavens to succeed the vacuum created when Ruler Loong inevitably age without a Familee member in sight .
Heng $wee $wee crowed despite the stingy budget for peasant schools, PISA test scores says weaker peasant students did better than other global peasant students. This is proof further funding cuts for peasant schools have no effect on their performance.
Minion Heng knew Peasantpore parents should feel discouraged by the excellent performance is because PISA tests only rote learning and that the Ang Moh and Nihon peasant students eventually surpass Peasantpore rote learners at the varsity level.
To do well in Peasantpore, a student must learn how to 'kowtow' Familee and more importantly, tremble and obey Ruler Loong's decrees without question or dissent.
Minon Heng said the improvement shows that MoE will be empowered to cut funding for cheap peasant schools and divert more tax payers' peanuts to build wondrous infrastructure and facilities for elite schools.
PEASANTPORE: Education Minon Heng $wee $wee said he is "very happy" that Peasantpore's 15-year-old peasants have done "very, very well" - proving that a dose of Asiatic rote learning does the trick when acing Programme for International Peasant Student Assessment (PISA).
Minion Heng said he is "very proud" to be able to waltz into Ministry of Evil, (MoE), ride on peasant students, teachers and schools coat-tails and now has bragging rights to be the top minion and someday he may be the non-familee Prime Minion. Note that other high flying minions e.g. Overtime Tan and Kee-Chew both had arse luck and are hounded continuously by Jane Austen's inspired dissenters daily.
PISA is run by the Ang Moh Economic Slavery Organisation, and this year 65 education systems took part to show they can produce cheap drones for Ang Moh merchants.
When it comes to computer-based math and science requiring rote learning, Peasantpore students were the best performers.
Writing on his Facebook page on Wednesday, Minion Heng said despite the deliberate under-spending on cheap peasant schools, the cheap rote learning tricks are able to pull some wool over the PISA jokers. Hence MoE now has more firepower to justify more fundings for elite schools. The important thing is that well connected parents can rest assured that elite schools will continue to receive out-of-proportionate funding from MoE.
Minion Heng said that he has a run of good luck because Peasantpore's peasant students' scores are better this time than when Peasantpore first took part in PISA in 2009 under previous 'do nothing' MoE Minions.
This Heng $wee $wee has the mandate of the Heavens to succeed the vacuum created when Ruler Loong inevitably age without a Familee member in sight .
Heng $wee $wee crowed despite the stingy budget for peasant schools, PISA test scores says weaker peasant students did better than other global peasant students. This is proof further funding cuts for peasant schools have no effect on their performance.
Minion Heng knew Peasantpore parents should feel discouraged by the excellent performance is because PISA tests only rote learning and that the Ang Moh and Nihon peasant students eventually surpass Peasantpore rote learners at the varsity level.
To do well in Peasantpore, a student must learn how to 'kowtow' Familee and more importantly, tremble and obey Ruler Loong's decrees without question or dissent.
Minon Heng said the improvement shows that MoE will be empowered to cut funding for cheap peasant schools and divert more tax payers' peanuts to build wondrous infrastructure and facilities for elite schools.
