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100 days into Covid-19 in Singapore, Puppet Designate Heng $wee $wee on the cockups learnt so far
Heng $wee $wee said that if local stupid peasants and cheaper foreign serfs don't cock up circuit breaker period, PAP can can resume economic activities in a calibrated way.
PEASANTPORE- On Jan 23, 2020, Peasantpore saw its first Wuhan Plague victim after PAP allows PRC Pandas to run amok in Peasantpore.
The Mouthpiece interviewed Designate Puppet Heng $wee $wee for a special report on the first 100 days of Peasantpore's fall from grace after an initial success.
Heng $wee $wee, who is also the Finance Minion, is lameduck adviser to disgraced, discredited and dyfunctional multi-millionaire task force that cock up the plague response. It is chaired by Health Minion Gan Bo Yong and National Social Engineering Minion Lawlan Wong.
Q: COULD YOU ELABORATE ON YOUR ROLE AS ADVISER TO THE MULTI-MILLIONAIRE TASK FORCE. DO YOU REALISE OTHER CHEAPER TEAMS OUTPERFORMED YOU CHAPS? WHAT IS THE ROLE OF CIVIL SERPENTS AND MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS IN DECISION MAKING DESPITE THE VARIOUS COCKUP?
Heng $wee $wee: The Wuhan Plague is a CCP cockup that got everyone into deep shit. Of course, I suppose to lead the response team but my Poodles advisors ask me to seek consultation from Ruler Loong.
By Jove, they very smart, Ruler Loong ask me to arrow Bo Yong and Lawlan to lead this effort.
If they pull it off, then I enjoy reflected glory.
More likely they cock up, then they take the blame else Ruler Loong will be angry with me for screwing up the succession and making him look stupid.
I also relay Ruler Loong's desires to Bo Yong and Lawlan and make it appear they are are in charge of the final decision-making.
As a hedge, I asked Prof Tan Ah Chuan (Chief Sex Scientist at the Health Ministry) to work with a team of medical and research experts, e.g. Military Scientist Patrick Tan but they all proved to be duds as they are what they are today because of their connections.
As chairman of our National Sex Foundation, I now, realised to my horror, our sex experts and R&D specialists are duds who owe their positions to sarpoking the regime.
Also, as the Finance Minion, my indecisiveness resulted in three Budgets - the Unity, Resilience and Solidarity Budgets.
At first, we doing well, of course, with our high pay, we have to. Then civil serpents As students, good at passing exams, start cracking up. They allowed Wuhan Pandas to wonder freely and we forgot the sardine packed dorms.
Now we famous in the world as the South East Asian Wuhan Plague Hub.
Q: THIS IS THE FIRST BIG CRISIS OF THE 4G TEAM YOU WILL BE LEADING. OUTWARDLY AT LEAST, THE TEAM IS NOW DISCREDITED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMMENT ON THE TEAM?
Heng $wee $wee: Bo Yong and Lawlan are expendable.
Bo Yong is a classic exam smart engineer, good in Powerpoint but not worldly smart. I don't know why we get an engineer to be Health Minion.
Lawlan is better off doing PR stuff, like sweet talking Ang Mohs into giving us UNESO for Botanic Jungle. He can also do well in exams but out of his depth when it comes to a real plague crisis.
This crisis has taught us a lesson, good in Powerpoint presentations and debating not necessary means good in actual Plague response.
Q: 100 DAYS IN, WHAT IS YOUR ASSESSMENT OF SINGAPORE'S FIGHT AGAINST COVID-19? WHAT HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST CHALLENGES FOR YOU SO FAR?
Heng $wee $wee: I can't understand why Farmosa, Korea, Aussies and Kiwis did better than us. They got cheaper civil serpents, cheaper minions, did worse than us in 'O', 'A' levels and PISA but they flatten the curve faster and cheaper than us.
Ruler Loong cannot comprehend too.
PAP business model is we overpay our fat cats who then deliver results but when we don't perform, stupid local peasants will grumble we earn millions for fuck?
Everyday, I got Jane Austen rebels sending me emails, asking why we ignore petitions to ban Wuhan Pandas, why we sardine pack our foreign serfs till we got a blow up. We flip flop, say no wear mask, then like prata flipping, we say now you wear.
山木庚 was forced to kick-start a culture of fear when he start to go after peasants for disobeying Ruler Loong's edict.
But the damage is done, we are exposed as duds.
Now I worry for the Procedural Erections.
Q: THE ECONOMIC PAIN, ESPECIALLY FOR SMALL BUSINESSES, SELF-EMPLOYED AND GIG WORKERS, IS ACUTE. WHAT'S YOUR MESSAGE FOR THEM?
Heng $wee $wee: Remember to file your taxes after we extend the grace period.
I was forced to announce three Budgets in less than two full moons - which is unprecedented because of the cockups. We have committed more than 60 billion peanuts in our fight against Plague to support businesses, peasants and households.
If we had learnt from Farmosa, Korea, Aussies and Kiwis, then we won't be in this shit, but it is impossible because in our culture, only lackeys get promoted.
100 days into Covid-19 in Singapore, Puppet Designate Heng $wee $wee on the cockups learnt so far
Heng $wee $wee said that if local stupid peasants and cheaper foreign serfs don't cock up circuit breaker period, PAP can can resume economic activities in a calibrated way.
PEASANTPORE- On Jan 23, 2020, Peasantpore saw its first Wuhan Plague victim after PAP allows PRC Pandas to run amok in Peasantpore.
The Mouthpiece interviewed Designate Puppet Heng $wee $wee for a special report on the first 100 days of Peasantpore's fall from grace after an initial success.
Heng $wee $wee, who is also the Finance Minion, is lameduck adviser to disgraced, discredited and dyfunctional multi-millionaire task force that cock up the plague response. It is chaired by Health Minion Gan Bo Yong and National Social Engineering Minion Lawlan Wong.
Q: COULD YOU ELABORATE ON YOUR ROLE AS ADVISER TO THE MULTI-MILLIONAIRE TASK FORCE. DO YOU REALISE OTHER CHEAPER TEAMS OUTPERFORMED YOU CHAPS? WHAT IS THE ROLE OF CIVIL SERPENTS AND MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS IN DECISION MAKING DESPITE THE VARIOUS COCKUP?
Heng $wee $wee: The Wuhan Plague is a CCP cockup that got everyone into deep shit. Of course, I suppose to lead the response team but my Poodles advisors ask me to seek consultation from Ruler Loong.
By Jove, they very smart, Ruler Loong ask me to arrow Bo Yong and Lawlan to lead this effort.
If they pull it off, then I enjoy reflected glory.
More likely they cock up, then they take the blame else Ruler Loong will be angry with me for screwing up the succession and making him look stupid.
I also relay Ruler Loong's desires to Bo Yong and Lawlan and make it appear they are are in charge of the final decision-making.
As a hedge, I asked Prof Tan Ah Chuan (Chief Sex Scientist at the Health Ministry) to work with a team of medical and research experts, e.g. Military Scientist Patrick Tan but they all proved to be duds as they are what they are today because of their connections.
As chairman of our National Sex Foundation, I now, realised to my horror, our sex experts and R&D specialists are duds who owe their positions to sarpoking the regime.
Also, as the Finance Minion, my indecisiveness resulted in three Budgets - the Unity, Resilience and Solidarity Budgets.
At first, we doing well, of course, with our high pay, we have to. Then civil serpents As students, good at passing exams, start cracking up. They allowed Wuhan Pandas to wonder freely and we forgot the sardine packed dorms.
Now we famous in the world as the South East Asian Wuhan Plague Hub.
Q: THIS IS THE FIRST BIG CRISIS OF THE 4G TEAM YOU WILL BE LEADING. OUTWARDLY AT LEAST, THE TEAM IS NOW DISCREDITED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMMENT ON THE TEAM?
Heng $wee $wee: Bo Yong and Lawlan are expendable.
Bo Yong is a classic exam smart engineer, good in Powerpoint but not worldly smart. I don't know why we get an engineer to be Health Minion.
Lawlan is better off doing PR stuff, like sweet talking Ang Mohs into giving us UNESO for Botanic Jungle. He can also do well in exams but out of his depth when it comes to a real plague crisis.
This crisis has taught us a lesson, good in Powerpoint presentations and debating not necessary means good in actual Plague response.
Q: 100 DAYS IN, WHAT IS YOUR ASSESSMENT OF SINGAPORE'S FIGHT AGAINST COVID-19? WHAT HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST CHALLENGES FOR YOU SO FAR?
Heng $wee $wee: I can't understand why Farmosa, Korea, Aussies and Kiwis did better than us. They got cheaper civil serpents, cheaper minions, did worse than us in 'O', 'A' levels and PISA but they flatten the curve faster and cheaper than us.
Ruler Loong cannot comprehend too.
PAP business model is we overpay our fat cats who then deliver results but when we don't perform, stupid local peasants will grumble we earn millions for fuck?
Everyday, I got Jane Austen rebels sending me emails, asking why we ignore petitions to ban Wuhan Pandas, why we sardine pack our foreign serfs till we got a blow up. We flip flop, say no wear mask, then like prata flipping, we say now you wear.
山木庚 was forced to kick-start a culture of fear when he start to go after peasants for disobeying Ruler Loong's edict.
But the damage is done, we are exposed as duds.
Now I worry for the Procedural Erections.
Q: THE ECONOMIC PAIN, ESPECIALLY FOR SMALL BUSINESSES, SELF-EMPLOYED AND GIG WORKERS, IS ACUTE. WHAT'S YOUR MESSAGE FOR THEM?
Heng $wee $wee: Remember to file your taxes after we extend the grace period.
I was forced to announce three Budgets in less than two full moons - which is unprecedented because of the cockups. We have committed more than 60 billion peanuts in our fight against Plague to support businesses, peasants and households.
If we had learnt from Farmosa, Korea, Aussies and Kiwis, then we won't be in this shit, but it is impossible because in our culture, only lackeys get promoted.
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