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Chitchat Happy V Day To Samsters! Eating Mixed Curry Rice And Jacking Off Alone While

Discussion in 'The Courtyard Café' started by JohnTan, Feb 14, 2018.

  1. JohnTan

    JohnTan Alfrescian (InfP) Old Timer

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    ...while I have a great dinner with my wife at a hotel, followed by overnight staycation and lots of fucking tonight.
     
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    tanwahtiu Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Dont bluff lah. Hve a gay fuck instead.


     
  3. Scrooball (clone)

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    Haha.... sure u are. But u are probably right.

    Most of the losers in here are probably whining to their gfs/wives about the latest COE, the rising condo prices, the maid levy, higher canned drink prices at Food courts etc.
     
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    npnt :rolleyes:

    mi dating my right fingers
     
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    didn't know that hotel 81 offers discount to passion card holders, thenks :cool:
     
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    when is hotel 69 cumming up in sg? cheaper than 81?
     
  7. ToaPehGong

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    Why do you need to book a hotel room for this? You staying in a one room flat? But my Minister did say you don't need a big space for copulation. Just save the money and do it in the toilet.
     
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    Can do it in the utility room, the bin complex, the broom closet or....
     
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    No wonder, the ladies at NTUC Fareprice, always ask me..."got passion"?...I think the password is "81" or is it '69"?
     
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    eatshitndie Alfrescian (Inf)

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    eating my valentine's day lunch alone. shiok!
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  11. Semaj2357

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    hotel 81 is rented by the hour for those johnnies come-lately, whilst hotel 69 will be for those with premature ejacs or having quickies - rented by 10 minute intervals, and their lobby has curtained-sections for those to say their farewells like "wham, bam, thenkyu maam" or "was it good for you as it was for me?" ;)
     
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    I thought the last part was when they sang together..."there it blows!" , or they say " choo, choo!, choo, choo!"??
     

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