Guess what Sumo-ko Tan will write tomorrow

At her age, she should be writing about menopause, husband's erectile problems and memory loss.
 
She will write an article on the various types & sizes of Musa acuminata colla...their skin types, taste & texture, the organic types as opposed to the imitations...ha ha ha ha
 
She needs a real dick in her life.
Oto san & oka san are not very pleased to see her left on the shelf.
She claimed to be half Teochew but most Teochews are Tay not Tan :rolleyes:
 
She'll probably lament on her lack of a fulfilling sex life despite marrying her old JC hunk! Reverting back to dildos?:rolleyes:
 
This week was he wants aircon I don't want. How arhhhh?
Next week may be he wants chicken I want duck. How arhhhh?
No metaphors here.
 
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