Gracie Fu Manchu - Ruler Loong striving for more profits using cheap foreigners

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Peasantpore: Peasantpore's economic vibrancy is paramount political consideration for the regime's leaders, says Minion Gracie Fu Manchu. The regime will be striving for a good living environment and quality of life for Familee and their supporters only, peasants need not apply.

Ms Fu Manchu, jiat leow bee Minion in the Prime Minion's Office, said this to Gestapo agents pretending to be reporters after speaking to some 200 silly peasant students and staff from tertiary institutions at a staged dialogue organised by the Institute of Propoganda Studies on Tuesday.

Most in the audience were Gen Y peasants- those in their 20s.

The dialogue was meant to tell young peasants about the kind Familee descendant in Peasantpore they are likely to hail as the Great Ruler in 2050.

But the young peasants could not care less whether a Familee heir will still be around or otherwise. Their questions ranged from Peasantpore's ideal population size aka overcrowding, to less support for the arts. As usual, bapoks and political freedoms are not in the agenda.

Ms Fu Manchu's answers avoid mentioning Ruler Loong's god-king status, but her focus stayed on the economy. She warned young peasants that the country needs the regime to generate good quality growth for elite members of society and peasants can only aspire to subsistence jobs and peanut wages via the failed 'trickle down effect'. Many peasants, including the disgraced Hongkie ex-governor Donald Tsang knew ''trickle down' economic policies are doomed to fail.

She told her young peasants that they demand Ruler Loong surrender some of his god-king political powers, but the economy needs cheap labours to maintain the rent extraction policies. Young peasants must moderate their need to be right "to get the better things in life" as only Princelings are entitled to such demands.

Ms Fu Manchu said economy rent profits remain important for the regime as it helps sustain the patron-crony structure that Ruler Loong desires.

And to maintain economic vitality, Peasantpore needs a to use cheap foreign labour to attract foreign merchants and local peasants, deemed expensive must be wiped out slowly using low birth rate policies. Fu Manchu says more peasants must die and Bedok Reservoir will be opened up for desperate local peasants to end their lives. Economic growth is expected to slow in the years ahead, and the regime has said it will be even tougher to maintain Peasantpore's vitality because foreign merchants will balk paying more for local peasants.

But peasant students MediaCorpse spoke with said they are optimistic about the future. However they voiced concerns about having too much focus on economic growth because that ultimately benefit Ruler Loong and his Familee. Peasant students demand economic growth without compromising better quality of life because minions and lackeys are well paid and must solve this problem for them.

Nur-nana Sheriff, a final-year student at the Nanyang Polytechnic, said: "This Gracie Fu Manchu thinks we are idiots. Gracie Fu-Manchu takes home 1 millon peanuts annually and now tell us jobs are not assured because we are too expensive? Ask her to fark bed bugs ok? If you cannot solve the problem, move aside and let someone do it!"

"We'll compete, and eventually peasants like us will lose out and the well-connected like Woffles Wu wins all the time because of their political connections," said Nanyang Polytechnic peasant student Soh Ah Yee.

"Farking hell, Gracie Fu Manchu, we do not want to live like Hongkie birdmen in birdcages ok. We watch too many TV and read many Jane Austen novels, you think the feudal era politics will work huh? Do not keep tell us to accept lower wages to get a job while you hypocrites like Ruler Loong, take home $3 million peanuts annually. Our ruler merely issues decrees, tax us and expects us to kowtow to him?," said Nanyang Degree Mill student Nura-far-na Ros-zai-nee-nee.

Ms Gracie Fu Manchu retorted a good quality of life is something Familee and their supporters should strive for and that excludes low end peasants.

"Lumpar, you guys watch too much White Men movies, where got this talk about living the good life huh? Get the big picture, Ang Mohs cum here to invest because we are cheap. We have the cheap nehs, PRCs and even Pinoys. Even our whores are cheap, you can fuck them for $20-$40 ok. You serfs and peasants should toil harder for less pay and those who balk Ruler Loong will be replaced by foreigners," she warned.

Speaking to reporters after the dialogue, Ms Gracie Fu Manchu said: "Got many lumpar Netizens poison the youths. They now do not accept Hongkie wages and Pinoy standard of living liao. They farking ask me to solve their solutions about good and easy jobs. NO WAY man. Ruler Loong not interested in those retail politics, we will import more foreign serfs and peasants to shake up the job market if need be. We will de-populate local peasants and Dubai proved you only need 30% local peasants and the country can still function. Anyway security is not a problem since we are a vassal of Uncle Sam.

Economic vibrancy implies more profits for Ruler Loong and is the sole political consideration. Arty farty views about work-life balance, bapok rights, same sex marriages, political rights, abolishing God-King/dynastic rulers and dismantling Infernal Security Act, wait long long."

One conference pro-regime speaker said there is no scope for the government to pursue wealth redistribution policy.

Senior Lackey-Fellow at the Old Autocrat LKY School of Vile Statecraft, Donut Loh, said the regime may need to implement new policies to deny affordable healthcare for aging population. The regime knows it is cheaper to let old peasants die, confiscate their medi-save as Death Tax and use abundant young foreign peasants to replace them.

Ms Fu agreed and cautioned against committing old peasants.

She said: "Old peasants will not present Erection challenges since they are too sick to vote. Me thinks Ruler Loong should continue to kill off the lower income peasants and I think we will do less for them but tax them more.

"I think Ruler Loong wants to mortgage Familee's future away, so it has to be in an Asiatic financially stingy manner."

Ms Gracie Fu-Manchu called on young peasants to kowtow and praise Ruler Loong in the National Talk Festival on Familee's future.

But even as they do that, she urged them to Ruler Loong to depopulate less skilled peasants who do not have the same options as them. Familee can easily migrate with their billions but future peasant generations who will have to pay for Familee's mistakes.
 
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