Goh Meng Seng pledges to sell backside to fund Hougang election

[Royal Canin Feline 32]

SINGAPORE - Former National Solidarity Party (NSP) chief Mr Goh Meng Seng has pledged to sell his backside to fund a 3 cornered contest in Hougang SMC, sources revealed Tuesday afternoon.

Mr Goh, who contested in the general elections in 2006 and 2011, told reporters that Hougang residents deserve a third choice given that the Worker's Party had failed Hougang residents by fielding a philanderer in the ward.

"The residents (of Hougang) should not have to put up with the poor candidate selection process by WP," Mr Goh said. "They deserve to have the chance to vote for an independent candidate who can better look after their interests."

Mr Goh came up with this idea when he realized that many netizens badly wanted to "screw him". He immediately saw an income opportunity in this.

According to sources who spoke on condition of anonymity, the independent candidate who will contest in the upcoming Hougang by-election is former Presidential hopeful Mr Tan Jee Say.

Mr Tan scored 25% of the vote in the 2011 Presidential race.

When Mr Goh was asked why Mr Tan Jee Say was not selling backside himself, Mr Goh gave a flirtatious wink to our reporter, and cooed, "I'm younger!"

 

[konglanjiaowei]

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[jw5]

Caveat Emptor!!!!!!!

 

[GoldenDragon]

When Mr Goh was asked why Mr Tan Jee Say was not selling backside himself, Mr Goh gave a flirtatious wink to our reporter, and cooed, "I'm younger!"

Mr Goh further added, 'it's always more comfortable, mentally and physically, after the first time.'

 

[Ramseth]

Are you sure that GMS is younger? He may be chronologically younger but certainly not physiologically younger. Compare his age and picture to TJS age and picture and you should get the picture. A lot of people think that thinking too much makes a person's hair white earlier than his age should. It goes much deeper than that. Obssessive sense of assumed but unrequitted sacrifice leading to obsession with vengeance is what really turns a person's hair white earlier than his age should.

This is not meant to be an attack on GMS. This is a friendly advice, hopefully we're still friends. Snap out of it and let it go. You'll live happier.

 

[Sadist]

Wow.

Within 2 hours this thread racks up more then 1,600 views. The appeals of anti GMS crowd ( mainly WP ardent supporters ) towards backside is amazing.

How wrong am I to think they only sees adultery as nothing wrong, even backside is not spare.

 

[wikiphile]

Are you sure that GMS is younger? He may be chronologically younger but certainly not physiologically younger. Compare his age and picture to TJS age and picture and you should get the picture. A lot of people think that thinking too much makes a person's hair white earlier than his age should. It goes much deeper than that. Obssessive sense of assumed but unrequitted sacrifice leading to obsession with vengeance is what really turns a person's hair white earlier than his age should.

This is not meant to be an attack on GMS. This is a friendly advice, hopefully we're still friends. Snap out of it and let it go. You'll live happier.

一念天堂， 一念地狱 tell your adik don't be so iron teeth

 

[HTOLAS]

Good parody.

 

[The_Hypocrite]

He can sell...but who will buy?