Get in line you fools !

[nirvarq]

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."


The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to
dance in the rain.

 

[Teamtonychat]

That guy must be a meat eater. his temper is fiery and his behaviour very sinkie.

The lady staff is confirmed a Vegan.

your temper is no better then him. sinkie team mate :oIo:

 

[t0nychat]

your temper is no better then him. sinkie team mate :oIo:

Well you are correct. Only that I always claim here that I have the bestest temper and all my friends like me.

To tell you the truth, I have no friends.

 

[looneytan]

That guy must be a meat eater. his temper is fiery and his behaviour very sinkie.

The lady staff is confirmed a Vegan.

 

[Cestbon]

Good communication skill without spell @#$% word infront of customer.

 

[Agoraphobic]

That's what I like about them Yankees - their sense of humour.

Cheers!