FT: I luv becoming Singapore Citizens

[kojakbt]

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=wintiny noWrap align=right>14517.9 in reply to 14517.6 </TD></TR><TR><TD height=8></TD></TR><TR><TD class=msgtxt>Bros, which do you think is more valuable:

A) Singapore Citizenship Certificate (like the one below which the PAP Jamban woman gave to Gong Li)

OR

B) A roll of toilet paper:

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[TeeKee]

that bloody piece of citizenship paper cost must more than 10 rolls of toilet paper..

which one do you think it's easier to get rid of?

1 million FTs? or 82 PAP MPs?

 

[mercbenz]

If it's a personal question, then it's the roll of toilet paper because I need it everyday.

 

[halsey02]

that bloody piece of citizenship paper cost must more than 10 rolls of toilet paper..

which one do you think it's easier to get rid of?

1 million FTs? or 82 PAP MPs?

10 rolls of toilet paper can get you out of whitely rd detention centre...priceless...

citizenship is useless, especially for the males here..if it is continually given out so cheaply...

 

[kojakbt]

If it's a personal question, then it's the roll of toilet paper because I need it everyday.

HAHAH! Good one, bro!

 

[kojakbt]

10 rolls of toilet paper can get you out of whitely rd detention centre...priceless...

citizenship is useless, especially for the males here..if it is continually given out so cheaply...

I wonder how Gong Li felt when she received her citizenship?

I wonder how Lee Bee Wah felt when she gave the Singapore Citizenship to Gong Li?

 

[halsey02]

I wonder how Gong Li felt when she received her citizenship?

I wonder how Lee Bee Wah felt when she gave the Singapore Citizenship to Gong Li?

Don't think it will be wet between the legs...but MONEY , does that ring a bell!, as for Lee Bah Wah...she won;t be feeling anything, for she is not a bumiputra of SINgapore, it will be another day in the office, checking her CPF statement at the end of the month, and getting excited about it; most likely. ( remember, who said that!), maybe mentally converting that into MALYASIAN RINGGIT..how does that feel?, where will the excitment be?

 

[Eurekas]

I think Singapore citizenship is as worthless as used toilet paper, because the government treat us like shit. Even the toilet roll has its own unique use, as Mas Selamat found out, it can be used as a support for him to escape from Whitley detention centre