Former Housing Mafia Chief Lackey says profits before cheaper bird cages

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PEASANTPORE: Bird cages must be 'affordable' as demanded by peasants, but profits come first for Housing Mafia (HDB), said former Birdcage chief executive officer Liu Ah Ker, clearly against his conscience.

He was speaking about Peasantpore's birdcage policies at a pro-regime lecture organised by the Ministry of National Propoganda (MND) on Thursday.

Lackey Liu, who is also the reigning chairlacky of the Centre for 69 Cities, said that profits matters and Peasantpore must remain stingy towards its peasants, making sure that "regime finance is sound at the expense of improverishing peasants".

He also gave vile proposals on making birdcage less affordable and increase state coffers using expensive birdcage sales.

He said demand should outmatch with supply, adding that it is a bagus idea to under-supply "marginally". He revealed Marboro Tan was the top producer among minions as he brought in the most profits.

He proposed that Penang Laksa Khaw could fark care fucking auditors and build more birdcages now. But this retail politics move will only enbolden peasants to demand more. He recommended constricting supply after 2016 to punish peasants since more erectorial losses are expected whether peasants are appeased now or otherwise.

Lackey Liu also spoke about the relative ease in executing public birdcage policies as former Minion Marboro Tan openly gave them the permission to stonewall peasants' demands for transparency. With Marboro's blessings, birdcage cronies do not have to entertain peasants' request to reveal cost prices of building bird cages.

He also discussed how the Peasantpore's Bird Cage Model, a mutation from the Hongkies may be applied to highly dense cities in developing Asiatic countries.

Former minion Liu Ah Ker, former chief lackey of Housing Mafia, said: "Fucking hell, we should follow the Hongkies or PRC regime, just go to the basics, not emulate world crass condo standards, make big heap of profits using matchbox design and sub-standard materials. You give peasants condo like birdcages, they still fucking litter, pee or poo all over the place!?

"Go back to the shoddy birdcages lor, tell peasants, don't want, go live in JB lor and let the Northern Mats rob them during the weekends. Use shoddy material, cheap designs, keep the birdcage prices still low but still jack up selling prices, and let the peasants incur ruinous debts for 99 leasehold birdcages and make banks happy with interests! Ha ha ha, I so evil lor!", he sneered.
 
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