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PEASANTPORE: Deputy Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee will step aside as the leader of the fourth-generation Party Against Peasants (PAP) leadership team, he announced on Thursday (Apr 8).
"Ruler Loong already see me no up after the 2020 Erections, I get the message, I am 60, time to enjoy life," said Mr Heng, adding that he would be in his mid-60s when the Wuhan Plague crisis is over.
"Officially I say I too old, but you know it is Talk Cock Sing Song when we have Madhatter and Trump. After 2020 Erections, my fate is sealed," he said at a press conference announcing his decision.
"Ruler Loong will look for another seat warmer to further the House of Lee's interests."
Mr Heng said: "Plus you know, I know, the Wuhan Plague exposed us as a Rent Economy, you see how far Taiwan took off in their advanced manufacturing while our service industries crumbled."
With former Regent Woody Goh other senior minions, he will take to the golf courses and enjoy life, he added.
Ruler Loong said he is happy that $wee $wee got the message and Peasantpore is lucky that the former did not do an Anwar Antic..
"The Wuhan Plague caught him flat footed, he a bit stingy and we ended up with few more supplementary budgets," said Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong also noted Minion Heng's "many contributions" during his time as the Education Minion and as the Finance Minion, especially during the Wuhan Plague.
"He ok but almost lost East Coast, I already give him a lot of face after that debate fiasco against Sylvia Lim, every full moon when I see Pitam's face, I feel like giving that Babu Singh a punch for making me lose face. I am glad you did not do an Anwar and retire peacefully," Ruler Loong wrote in his letter of response.
"Actually it was my fault, if I never hover around you, there may be bolder changes to dismantle the Rent Economy.", quipped Ruler Loong.
"Many Jane Austen said Ruler Loong made the wrong bets with services and casinos. A few wrote to me saying Taiwan moved up the value change in manufacturing and we can't even make a simple face mask. They are correct, even I don't resign, my stroke will return now that our services sector has collapsed" replied Minion Heng.
In response to Mr Heng's decision, the PAP 4G team said it has requested that Ruler Loong to appoint Prince Hongyi as an Non Erected Peasants' Representative until they can second guessed who Ruler Loong intended to be the next seat warmer.
"Prince Hongyi is young and potent!," they said in a joint statement.
On whether the results of the General Erection influenced his decision, Minoin Heng said: "Only a fool will say that the 2020 Erection is not the reason why I decided to step aside."
"Nabey, you all made me the butt of the joke since 2020, then ask me if Erection is the reason?!"
Responding to a question on when the next leader of the 4G team will be chosen, Ruler Loong said succession must benefit the House of Lee.
"Prince Hongyi as NCMP, then Ruler Yi, good idea but not easy."
This process "takes more than a few months", but it "will turn Peasantpore into a Monarchy and I need to get permission from Peking Stooge Biden", said Ruler Loong.
The 4G leaders, or younger political office holders, chose Minion Heng as they read Ruler Loong's intent clearly - by early 2018.
At the time, Foreign Minion Half Breed Viv made the blunder of his life when he said the PAP'S 4G team was in "complete unity" behind Ruler Loong's anointed seat warmer, $wee $wee.
Amid the Wuhan Plague, Ruler Loong said in July last year that he would see Peasantpore through the crisis before handing over the reins to the next generation of leaders.
"$wee $wee did not follow my script and hammer Sylvia Lim during that infamous debate, I already got doubts, luckily got Wuhan Plague, I use that to overstay my welcome and he already got the message. He tried his best during the Erection but then suffer a setback at East Coast. Now I got to think of dynastic succession," mused Ruler Loong.
PEASANTPORE: Deputy Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee will step aside as the leader of the fourth-generation Party Against Peasants (PAP) leadership team, he announced on Thursday (Apr 8).
"Ruler Loong already see me no up after the 2020 Erections, I get the message, I am 60, time to enjoy life," said Mr Heng, adding that he would be in his mid-60s when the Wuhan Plague crisis is over.
"Officially I say I too old, but you know it is Talk Cock Sing Song when we have Madhatter and Trump. After 2020 Erections, my fate is sealed," he said at a press conference announcing his decision.
"Ruler Loong will look for another seat warmer to further the House of Lee's interests."
Mr Heng said: "Plus you know, I know, the Wuhan Plague exposed us as a Rent Economy, you see how far Taiwan took off in their advanced manufacturing while our service industries crumbled."
With former Regent Woody Goh other senior minions, he will take to the golf courses and enjoy life, he added.
Ruler Loong said he is happy that $wee $wee got the message and Peasantpore is lucky that the former did not do an Anwar Antic..
"The Wuhan Plague caught him flat footed, he a bit stingy and we ended up with few more supplementary budgets," said Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong also noted Minion Heng's "many contributions" during his time as the Education Minion and as the Finance Minion, especially during the Wuhan Plague.
"He ok but almost lost East Coast, I already give him a lot of face after that debate fiasco against Sylvia Lim, every full moon when I see Pitam's face, I feel like giving that Babu Singh a punch for making me lose face. I am glad you did not do an Anwar and retire peacefully," Ruler Loong wrote in his letter of response.
"Actually it was my fault, if I never hover around you, there may be bolder changes to dismantle the Rent Economy.", quipped Ruler Loong.
"Many Jane Austen said Ruler Loong made the wrong bets with services and casinos. A few wrote to me saying Taiwan moved up the value change in manufacturing and we can't even make a simple face mask. They are correct, even I don't resign, my stroke will return now that our services sector has collapsed" replied Minion Heng.
In response to Mr Heng's decision, the PAP 4G team said it has requested that Ruler Loong to appoint Prince Hongyi as an Non Erected Peasants' Representative until they can second guessed who Ruler Loong intended to be the next seat warmer.
"Prince Hongyi is young and potent!," they said in a joint statement.
On whether the results of the General Erection influenced his decision, Minoin Heng said: "Only a fool will say that the 2020 Erection is not the reason why I decided to step aside."
"Nabey, you all made me the butt of the joke since 2020, then ask me if Erection is the reason?!"
Responding to a question on when the next leader of the 4G team will be chosen, Ruler Loong said succession must benefit the House of Lee.
"Prince Hongyi as NCMP, then Ruler Yi, good idea but not easy."
This process "takes more than a few months", but it "will turn Peasantpore into a Monarchy and I need to get permission from Peking Stooge Biden", said Ruler Loong.
The 4G leaders, or younger political office holders, chose Minion Heng as they read Ruler Loong's intent clearly - by early 2018.
At the time, Foreign Minion Half Breed Viv made the blunder of his life when he said the PAP'S 4G team was in "complete unity" behind Ruler Loong's anointed seat warmer, $wee $wee.
Amid the Wuhan Plague, Ruler Loong said in July last year that he would see Peasantpore through the crisis before handing over the reins to the next generation of leaders.
"$wee $wee did not follow my script and hammer Sylvia Lim during that infamous debate, I already got doubts, luckily got Wuhan Plague, I use that to overstay my welcome and he already got the message. He tried his best during the Erection but then suffer a setback at East Coast. Now I got to think of dynastic succession," mused Ruler Loong.
