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I would like to start a Epistemological Discussion On Whether Gays Are Living Things or Mutants. First off let's see what it means to be classified as a Living Thing.
All living things are capable of reacting to stimuli, reproduction, growth and maintenance as a stable whole.
Now that the definition of a Living Thing is set, let's examine if a gay meets all these criteria. We can plainly see that gays can't reproduce for they only can poke each others arseholes, which is a non-reproductive organ. Only shit comes out of there
Therefore it is plain to see that gays are not Living Things. They are mutants, an abomination to God and the Human Race.
All living things are capable of reacting to stimuli, reproduction, growth and maintenance as a stable whole.
Now that the definition of a Living Thing is set, let's examine if a gay meets all these criteria. We can plainly see that gays can't reproduce for they only can poke each others arseholes, which is a non-reproductive organ. Only shit comes out of there

Therefore it is plain to see that gays are not Living Things. They are mutants, an abomination to God and the Human Race.