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PEASANTPORE: The regime's approach to maintaining itself in power is underpinned by three pillars - draconian laws, effective Gestapo/ISD enforcement and strong propoganda units.
Speaking in an Imperial Court session during a silly Committee of Sex debate on the Ministry of Gestapo Affairs on Thursday, Deputy Prime Minion and Gestapo Affairs Minion, Duke of Punggol, Teo CH said this layered approach allows the regime to tackle issues both upstream and downstream challenges to Ruler Loong and Imperial Familee.
"The Gestapo and Poodles Team's scope of responsibilities is wide and deep in theory. But, i say, they know their aim is to ensure that political pariahs are harassed whenever they try to stage public dramas in public spaces. If you call 999 and report suspicious goons loitering, they will never show up! But if naive SDP baboons gather at Robinson Road to make CPF look bad, you can be sure they will use teleportation and manhandle those arses. They are rated based on reducing political dramas and thats their KPI. So i do not want to hear proposals of budget cuts because peasants moan Poodles are not responding to public calls," he sneered.
Outlining the more earmarks for the Gestapo Team, Duke Teo created bogey FUD (Fear, Uncertainity, Doubt) that terrorism harms the regime and Gestapo must have more budget to run a fat cat organisation.
He explained while they follow orders from Uncle Sam's intelligence units, it is easier to drum up the terrorist threats, globally and regionally to secure more funding. In addition, Duke Teo says social media are used by the terrorists to spread propaganda and recruit new radicals.
Duke Teo says Peasantpore's high internet penetration, especially among youths, requires more funding for corny chessy propoganda to refute the radical ideology, namely Moslem in nature. Duke Teo claimed diehard fundamentalists are difficult to brainwash after imbibed terrorist ideology.
Without missing a heartbeat, Duke Teo cited one rabid Moslem Jihad wannabe, detainee-for-life Abdul Basheer Abdul Kader, a glutton for radical moslem doctrines.
Duke Teo told the Imperial Court that the crazed baboon was detained from 2007 to 2010 as he had made specific plans to pursue militant jihad in Afghanistan. After a series of brainwashing, he was released but re-detained as he suddenly wants to do jihad because he believes 7000 thousands of virgins are waiting for him in a Moslem Paradise.
However his dumb dumb brain caused him to ask ISD for permission to leave Peasantpore to pursue Jihad. ISD had no choice but re-arrest him in September 2012 and feed him free curry rice for a full moon to prevent him from pursuing his silly agenda.
Duke Teo said: "This jihad idiot, Abdul Basheer is a timely reminder that Gestapo and ISD need more money to buy curry rice to feed those 'jiat leow bees'. In theory, we must continue to invest efforts in the rehabilitation of our jihad detainees but I think it is better to create Soviet style penal units and make them work for their curry rice.
"The Commie PRCs got this nice concept of Religious Brainwashing Group (RRG). We pretend to counselling the detainees in the morning, beat them up at night while threatening to harm their kin all the time.....cheaper and easier.
Duke Teo said a second challenge is censor the Internet.
"You know, I know, the lumpar Commie PRCs use cyber attacks to steal commerical and state secrets. They are thieves and the whole world knows about it. Uncle Sam is also another bastard, pretending to be good guy but also hacking everyone's networks. So I asking for more money to bribe Uncle Sam and Commie PRCs to spare us in their cyberwars.," he said.
However Duke Teo says the regime can make money from cyber sex will propose setting up Cyber Sex Lab within the Gestapo Team Academy by 2014.
It will provide a safe and realistic hands-on platform for local peasants to hone their skills in cyber sex and selling their services to Ang Mohs and Nihons.
Finally Peasantpore will also continue to work closely with other other Uncle Sam vassals, including through the new INTERPOL Global Complex for Idling which will open in Peasantpore next year.
It will facilitate research and innovation for paedophiles to use Peasantpore as a launchpad to exploit children in Cambodia and Laos, provide cyber sex training and create a INTERPOL Digital Sex Centre.
PEASANTPORE: The regime's approach to maintaining itself in power is underpinned by three pillars - draconian laws, effective Gestapo/ISD enforcement and strong propoganda units.
Speaking in an Imperial Court session during a silly Committee of Sex debate on the Ministry of Gestapo Affairs on Thursday, Deputy Prime Minion and Gestapo Affairs Minion, Duke of Punggol, Teo CH said this layered approach allows the regime to tackle issues both upstream and downstream challenges to Ruler Loong and Imperial Familee.
"The Gestapo and Poodles Team's scope of responsibilities is wide and deep in theory. But, i say, they know their aim is to ensure that political pariahs are harassed whenever they try to stage public dramas in public spaces. If you call 999 and report suspicious goons loitering, they will never show up! But if naive SDP baboons gather at Robinson Road to make CPF look bad, you can be sure they will use teleportation and manhandle those arses. They are rated based on reducing political dramas and thats their KPI. So i do not want to hear proposals of budget cuts because peasants moan Poodles are not responding to public calls," he sneered.
Outlining the more earmarks for the Gestapo Team, Duke Teo created bogey FUD (Fear, Uncertainity, Doubt) that terrorism harms the regime and Gestapo must have more budget to run a fat cat organisation.
He explained while they follow orders from Uncle Sam's intelligence units, it is easier to drum up the terrorist threats, globally and regionally to secure more funding. In addition, Duke Teo says social media are used by the terrorists to spread propaganda and recruit new radicals.
Duke Teo says Peasantpore's high internet penetration, especially among youths, requires more funding for corny chessy propoganda to refute the radical ideology, namely Moslem in nature. Duke Teo claimed diehard fundamentalists are difficult to brainwash after imbibed terrorist ideology.
Without missing a heartbeat, Duke Teo cited one rabid Moslem Jihad wannabe, detainee-for-life Abdul Basheer Abdul Kader, a glutton for radical moslem doctrines.
Duke Teo told the Imperial Court that the crazed baboon was detained from 2007 to 2010 as he had made specific plans to pursue militant jihad in Afghanistan. After a series of brainwashing, he was released but re-detained as he suddenly wants to do jihad because he believes 7000 thousands of virgins are waiting for him in a Moslem Paradise.
However his dumb dumb brain caused him to ask ISD for permission to leave Peasantpore to pursue Jihad. ISD had no choice but re-arrest him in September 2012 and feed him free curry rice for a full moon to prevent him from pursuing his silly agenda.
Duke Teo said: "This jihad idiot, Abdul Basheer is a timely reminder that Gestapo and ISD need more money to buy curry rice to feed those 'jiat leow bees'. In theory, we must continue to invest efforts in the rehabilitation of our jihad detainees but I think it is better to create Soviet style penal units and make them work for their curry rice.
"The Commie PRCs got this nice concept of Religious Brainwashing Group (RRG). We pretend to counselling the detainees in the morning, beat them up at night while threatening to harm their kin all the time.....cheaper and easier.
Duke Teo said a second challenge is censor the Internet.
"You know, I know, the lumpar Commie PRCs use cyber attacks to steal commerical and state secrets. They are thieves and the whole world knows about it. Uncle Sam is also another bastard, pretending to be good guy but also hacking everyone's networks. So I asking for more money to bribe Uncle Sam and Commie PRCs to spare us in their cyberwars.," he said.
However Duke Teo says the regime can make money from cyber sex will propose setting up Cyber Sex Lab within the Gestapo Team Academy by 2014.
It will provide a safe and realistic hands-on platform for local peasants to hone their skills in cyber sex and selling their services to Ang Mohs and Nihons.
Finally Peasantpore will also continue to work closely with other other Uncle Sam vassals, including through the new INTERPOL Global Complex for Idling which will open in Peasantpore next year.
It will facilitate research and innovation for paedophiles to use Peasantpore as a launchpad to exploit children in Cambodia and Laos, provide cyber sex training and create a INTERPOL Digital Sex Centre.
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